realised I was getting old the other day when I spent a full day looking for a new vacuum Dont ever buy one from PC world mind. Pushing £300 for one ffs! Stuck a bow on it and gave it the missus anyway. She wasnt pleased. Ungrateful woman.
I bought mine a new Dyson a few months back, thought she'd be chuffed like, but she just chuntered and said she preferred her old one ffs. So, I buried her under the patio
Women eh? Spend all day moaning about cleaning yet when you buy them the tools to crack on, you are somehow in the wrong
We're taking the piss mate. If I gave my Mrs a domestic appliance as a present she'd look at me gone out.
I've done worse. She once asked for a pair of nice gloves for christmas. she got these Spoiler: Regrettable birthday present please log in to view this image
The only cleaning appliance a woman wants is a husband. It has to be sentient so they can nag it properly.
Got a Henry vac. Love the way it smiles at you like it wants you to do something else with the nozzle.
Good morning. Had a really short answerphone message from RHC this week instead of the usual abusive ramblings. just two words in a slow gruff voice......"Sheeeep Cuuuunt!" Make of that what you will.
A horse named after Gerrard's slip won yesterday at 10/1 please log in to view this image Not into horse racing because I can't keep up with the four legged ****ers and they always beat me, but I'd have had a few quid on it if I'd have known it was racing.
