Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

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saintKlopp said:
So, not for the first time in my life, I have some issues with Her Maj's tax collecting gentlefolk.
I ring their helpline to discuss it.
I speak to a very nice young (sounds it, at least) lady with a lovely soft Scots accent. I'm only looking for clarification, and there's no aggression or anything from me. About 5 minutes into a quite normal conversation she suddenly breaks down and starts crying down the phone to me:
"Och, Ahm soo sorry Mr. saint" she blubs, "but Ahm no feeling too well at the moment, and Ahm a bit upse' - Ah do apologise, just gi' me a mohment".
So I spend the next few minutes trying to comfort some girl I've never met and never will when I'm trying to make a complaint about something where I'm quite sure I'm in the right.
I'm sure it's a tactic.
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Brexits fault.

Must say wheever i've rang HMRC the service has been good with the proviso that i'm only normally ringing because they screwed something up.
Now if you really to raise your blood pressure try ringing the DWP <grr>
 
According to a study in Australia where apparently scientists like looking at people's nuts, men who ornament themselves with beards and long hair have smaller testicles on average than clean-shaven and shorter haired men.

Vikings must have had micronuts.
 
Milk: the anointed one said:
According to a study in Australia where apparently scientists like looking at people's nuts, men who ornament themselves with beards and long hair have smaller testicles on average than clean-shaven and shorter haired men.

Vikings must have had micronuts.
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Since I have a beard but no hair, does that mean I should have one large and one small testicle? Or two medium?
 
Zanjinho said:
Since I have a beard but no hair, does that mean I should have one large and one small testicle? Or two medium?
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They weren't clear about that. I'm not sure which matrix impacts testicle size the most. You need to find someone clean shaven with long hair and see which of you has the biggest testicles.

If you don't know anyone clean shaven with long hair, just flag someone down on the street and ask if you can compare testicle size with him.
 
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Milk: the anointed one said:
They weren't clear about that. I'm not sure which matrix impacts testicle size the most. You need to find someone clean shaven with long hair and see which of you has the biggest testicles.

If you don't know anyone clean shaven with long hair, just flag someone down on the street and ask if you can compare testicle size with him.
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The mrs (nm) is clean shaven with long hair, her testicles are definitely bigger ;)
 
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Zanjinho said:
Since I have a beard but no hair, does that mean I should have one large and one small testicle? Or two medium?
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From Interweb
'It is common for men to have slightly different size testicles. Usually the right testicle is larger than the left. Also, one testicle (usually the left) often hangs lower than the other.'
 
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