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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Sir_Red, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    How do you know he makes hand gestures when tweeting?
     
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  2. BobbyD

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    Hed deffo be a pool supporter. Hes always wearing red and hes in cahoots with your american owners
     
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  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Trump in the Soviet state of Scousia? Never.

    He's all about following the Russians, throwing money around, and yelling racist things.
     
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  4. Garlic Klopp

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    Yes, but he uses it on his pubes
     
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    Nah, you're just an old fart ;)

    :bandit:
     
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  6. Garlic Klopp

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    No I was changing my company car and the new one is in a higher tax bracket. I got it on 29/3/ so did not want to wait until our HR advised the tax people as I would probably built up a big extra tax bill by then. Our HR department are not known as Human Remains for nothing.
     
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    New takeaway opened where I live, don't want to be rude so....
     
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    Brexits fault.

    Must say wheever i've rang HMRC the service has been good with the proviso that i'm only normally ringing because they screwed something up.
    Now if you really to raise your blood pressure try ringing the DWP <grr>
     
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  9. Milk not bear jizz

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    Take it away then Sam.
     
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  10. Milk not bear jizz

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    According to a study in Australia where apparently scientists like looking at people's nuts, men who ornament themselves with beards and long hair have smaller testicles on average than clean-shaven and shorter haired men.

    Vikings must have had micronuts.
     
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  11. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    the only possible response to this

    <doh>
     
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    Think that study is a load of bollocks.:emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    luv would disagree :bandit:
     
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    I have to confess, when I shaved my beard off a month ago, my testicles doubled in size. :bandit:
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Since I have a beard but no hair, does that mean I should have one large and one small testicle? Or two medium?
     
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    They weren't clear about that. I'm not sure which matrix impacts testicle size the most. You need to find someone clean shaven with long hair and see which of you has the biggest testicles.

    If you don't know anyone clean shaven with long hair, just flag someone down on the street and ask if you can compare testicle size with him.
     
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    The mrs (nm) is clean shaven with long hair, her testicles are definitely bigger ;)
     
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    You've just got two chicken mcnuggets down there
     
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    From Interweb
    'It is common for men to have slightly different size testicles. Usually the right testicle is larger than the left. Also, one testicle (usually the left) often hangs lower than the other.'
     
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