Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

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The DR says said:
Yeah ive had liquid lunches (amongst other things in the past) and its not good when im talking to people giving them stats

Im ****e at Maths sober!
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When I first started here (and I didn't have a car straight away) we had a few liquid lunches, usually celebrating a birthday or a leaving bash etc. It was always awful going back to work afterwards, I couldn't concentrate for **** <laugh>
 
I say I cant face kebabs without a drink inside me but when I do they're amazing

I hate it when youve done some dinner and someone says that looks horrible

All the stupid bints in my office do that sometimes and I could ****ing knock their lights out <grr> They're not eating it! Keep you filthy pig nose out slut!
 
The DR says said:
I say I cant face kebabs without a drink inside me but when I do they're amazing

I hate it when youve done some dinner and someone says that looks horrible

All the stupid bints in my office do that sometimes and I could ****ing knock their lights out <grr> They're not eating it! Keep you filthy pig nose out slut!
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Yep, I get that but not just at work. I usually respond with "well that's good because you're not ****ing eating it are you?". Usually shuts them up <laugh>

PS...yes, even to the mother!
 
The DR says said:
I say exactly the same, it really makes my **** itch that does!
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Do you return the favour? Take the piss out of the healthy, uninteresting dinners? Or rub it in when eating something they can't because they're on yet another diet?
 
Gerrez said:
Do you return the favour? Take the piss out of the healthy, uninteresting dinners? Or rub it in when eating something they can't because they're on yet another diet?
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Yeah do you?

I had some mulligatawny soup on one particular occasion and one of the girls at work said to me as I was pouring it out of its tub (home made) that looks like sick and I had flashes of throwing it in her face and then throwing her out the window, it really upset me. Maybe theres something wrong with me <laugh>

I shouldnt be too nasty though as some of them have been doing my paperwork for 4 months while ive been working from home!
 
The DR says said:
Yeah do you?

I had some mulligatawny soup on one particular occasion and one of the girls at work said to me as I was pouring it out of its tub (home made) that looks like sick and I had flashes of throwing it in her face and then throwing her out the window, it really upset me. Maybe theres something wrong with me <laugh>

I shouldnt be too nasty though as some of them have been doing my paperwork for 4 months while ive been working from home!
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Pour it down the bitches throat, then ask her if it tastes like sick.
 
The DR says said:
Yeah do you?

I had some mulligatawny soup on one particular occasion and one of the girls at work said to me as I was pouring it out of its tub (home made) that looks like sick and I had flashes of throwing it in her face and then throwing her out the window, it really upset me. Maybe theres something wrong with me <laugh>

I shouldnt be too nasty though as some of them have been doing my paperwork for 4 months while ive been working from home!
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Definitely. Used to have a woman work here that constantly watched her weight (she was a bit large too so understandable) but she used to pass comment on my food all the time. I used to purposely fetch chips or a microwaveable curry etc so that it stunk whilst she was eating her crackers <laugh> also come out with things like "you enjoying your crumbs, this kebab is lovely and greasy" <laugh> I even fetched a 12" pizza to annoy her! <laugh> Outside of work I'll just talk them down instead. I'm a proper **** when it comes to food <ok>
 
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