Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

Just looking for my butterflies thread which I cant find by the way? (not to bump just to look at)

anyway came across this

http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/143974-o-t-caterpillars?highlight=butterflies - Wouldnt look out of place on here!

and

http://www.not606.com/showthread.ph...a-Duracell-Kuyt-Redmen!?highlight=butterflies

Cant believe I got excited after the summer of us signing Adam and Co

 

Too much serious stuff on that thread getting in the way of the bizarre. Wouldn't work on here

 

Today's working lunch: Kebab and chips

 

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#nastybatard

 

Ive just give RHC rep!

I cant face kebabs unless im pissed, are you pissed Gerrez?

 

Unfortunately not. Would certainly make work more fun though

 

Yeah ive had liquid lunches (amongst other things in the past) and its not good when im talking to people giving them stats

Im ****e at Maths sober!

 

When I first started here (and I didn't have a car straight away) we had a few liquid lunches, usually celebrating a birthday or a leaving bash etc. It was always awful going back to work afterwards, I couldn't concentrate for ****

 

I say I cant face kebabs without a drink inside me but when I do they're amazing

I hate it when youve done some dinner and someone says that looks horrible

All the stupid bints in my office do that sometimes and I could ****ing knock their lights out They're not eating it! Keep you filthy pig nose out slut!

 

Yep, I get that but not just at work. I usually respond with "well that's good because you're not ****ing eating it are you?". Usually shuts them up

PS...yes, even to the mother!

 

I say exactly the same, it really makes my **** itch that does!

 

Do you return the favour? Take the piss out of the healthy, uninteresting dinners? Or rub it in when eating something they can't because they're on yet another diet?

 

What's this diet you speak of?

 

Its really simple; eat everything you see! EVERYTHING!!!

 

Yeah do you?

I had some mulligatawny soup on one particular occasion and one of the girls at work said to me as I was pouring it out of its tub (home made) that looks like sick and I had flashes of throwing it in her face and then throwing her out the window, it really upset me. Maybe theres something wrong with me

I shouldnt be too nasty though as some of them have been doing my paperwork for 4 months while ive been working from home!

 

Sounds good to me

 

Pour it down the bitches throat, then ask her if it tastes like sick.

 

Then shove the spoon up her arse! Shed prob ****ing like that

 

Definitely. Used to have a woman work here that constantly watched her weight (she was a bit large too so understandable) but she used to pass comment on my food all the time. I used to purposely fetch chips or a microwaveable curry etc so that it stunk whilst she was eating her crackers also come out with things like "you enjoying your crumbs, this kebab is lovely and greasy" I even fetched a 12" pizza to annoy her! Outside of work I'll just talk them down instead. I'm a proper **** when it comes to food