Have repped you
.... but don't think you will see it until you have made 50 posts (or some rule like that)
Mike and Bob were swimming when they saw a pregnant woman drowning
They quickly pulled her to safety.
Mike starts giving her mouth to mouth resuscitation.
Bob takes off the woman's panties and puts his mouth on her front bottom
Mike : "WHAT THE HELL ARE U DOING?"
Bob replies : "you save the mother, I'll save the child!"