The Rep Thread!
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Are her lips in her cleavage? Dude, you can have some rep! (it actually does look like she's saying 'please rep')
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I woke for the toilet in the middle of the night and noticed someone sneaking thru next door's garden. Suddenly my neighbour came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with a shovel killing him instantly. He then began to dig a grave with the shovel. Astonished I got back into bed. My wife said 'darling you're shaking, what is it?' 'you'll never believe what I've just seen' I said, 'that twat next door has still got my ****ing shovel'.
Guywanderer
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Gerrez
Guywanderer
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In the pub the other day I was telling that old joke about what you do if you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath?? Answer ..Throw in your washing.
We were all having a good laugh about this when a big bastard tapped me on the shoulder and said ' dont find that very funny. My brother was an epileptic and he died in the bath during one of his fits'..
I said ' Sorry mate did he drown?'
'No ' he said' he choked on a sock'...
We were all having a good laugh about this when a big bastard tapped me on the shoulder and said ' dont find that very funny. My brother was an epileptic and he died in the bath during one of his fits'..
I said ' Sorry mate did he drown?'
'No ' he said' he choked on a sock'...