Off Topic The Rep Brothel

[kiwiqpr]

Three women go down to Pakistan one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.




















The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words.
She says, "I am from Grace University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent."
They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I am from the Creighton School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent."
They throw the switch and, again, nothing happens. Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.

The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Alabama, Huntsville, and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in...!!!"

 

[Guywanderer]

We will win the league

Mad rep to funkadelic.

repped

 

[Busy Being Headhunted]

repped

Three women go down to Pakistan one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.




















The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words.
She says, "I am from Grace University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent."
They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I am from the Creighton School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent."
They throw the switch and, again, nothing happens. Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.

The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Alabama, Huntsville, and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in...!!!"

Repped Funky P.

Flavoured rep would be fun,

'Heres some blueberry rep for you' lol

Here's some raspberry rep.

Thanks Obi.

Mine keeps sending Mixy rape instead of rep. You'd think rep would be an accepted word after all this time.

Bottle of whisky or Asbach will do me fine

Hello darling

Cheers JP.3 hours til rep!

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[lamby]

repped

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[smhbcfc]

repped

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Repped gimmethickerhoops (again).

Can't see a defeat this season

repped

Mad rep to funkadelic.

You two do realise you're typing in sentences don't you?

Jon is sat at a bar .

is there any other way

repped

 

[kiwiqpr]

Only in Britain - Complaints to Councils































Extracts from letters written by council tenants:


1. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow.
2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.
3. I wish to complain that my father twisted his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
4. Their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.
5. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other day that blew them off.
6. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?
7. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.
8. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.
9. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.
10. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster, and 50% are just plain filthy.
11. The next door neighbour has got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore.
12. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.
13. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink.
14. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and now is in three pieces.
15. I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 6 am his cock wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me.
16. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.
17. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third, so please send someone round to do something about it.
18. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.
19. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife..
20. I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction.
21. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't get BBC2.
22. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it

 

[kiwiqpr]

repped

repped

 

[Busy Being Headhunted]

repped

Can't see a defeat this season

Mad rep to
Pattynchips
Vic
Astro
Smhbcfc
Gimme

Jon is sat at a bar having a quiet drink.
All of a sudden a smoking hot Blonde walks up to him, she is holding hands with an oriental friend.
"hey Mister, you wanna smell my mates pussy?"
he thinks 'blimey I'm IN here!'..... "ooh yes please!"...
so she breathes in his face and walks off.

evening all, i haven't spread much so not much to give away, sorry! How's everyone tonight?

Repped the following

Agent Bruce
Obi Wan
Ba of Cisse
Albert's Chip Shop
Wigger

How is miss LTF? too nice this weather to be stuck at work.. Think I will be smoking a lot today an sitting in our smoking area at work..

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[kiwiqpr]

Camila, Duchess of Cornwall wore a pair of new shoes for her wedding.
That night, when the celebration was over and they retired to their room,
She flopped on the bed and said,
"Charles darling, please remove my shoes, my feet are killing me."
Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales tried the right shoe but the shoe would
Not budge. "Harder!" yelled Camilla, "Harder".
Charles yelled back: "I'm trying, darling! But it's just so bloody tight!"
"Come on! Give it all you've got!" she cried.
Finally, when it released, Charles let out a big groan and Camilla exclaimed,
"There! Oh God, that feels so good!"
In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip,
"See! I told you with a face like that, she had to be a virgin!"
Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried,
"Oh God, darling! This one's even tighter!"
At which Prince Phillip said to the Queen,
"That's my boy! He served in the Navy.
Once a Rear Admiral, always a Rear Admiral!"

 

[kiwiqpr]

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rep for gimme

 

[kiwiqpr]

repped

lamba repped

 

[smhbcfc]

reppppppp

repped

lamba repped

repped

 

[Guywanderer]

repped

Midweek rep

 

[Is Vic there?]

repped

Rep for Guy

 

[PattyNchips2]

This girl I hooked up with has a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh. It's absolutely amazing. When I would put my ear up to it, I swear I could smell the ocean.

 

[PattyNchips2]

http://www.funny-games.biz/soakamon.html
great flash game

 

[Guywanderer]

This girl I hooked up with has a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh. It's absolutely amazing. When I would put my ear up to it, I swear I could smell the ocean.

Worthy of rep

 

[smhbcfc]

This girl I hooked up with has a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh. It's absolutely amazing. When I would put my ear up to it, I swear I could smell the ocean.

Rep for Guy

repped

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Three women go down to Pakistan one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.




The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words.
She says, "I am from Grace University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent."
They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I am from the Creighton School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent."
They throw the switch and, again, nothing happens. Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.

The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Alabama, Huntsville, and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in...!!!"

Rep for kiwi

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Worthy of rep

Worthy rep for Guy too.