A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher of 16 year olds.
She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running
around having fun, kicking a football.
She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.
'You ok?' she asks.
'Yes,' he replies..
'You can go and play with the other kids, you know,' she says.
'It's best I stay here,' he says.
'Why's that, sweetie?' asks the blonde..
The boy looks at her incredulously and says: "Because I'm the goal keeper !!!"
Jon is sat at a bar having a quiet drink.
All of a sudden a smoking hot Blonde walks up to him, she is holding hands with an oriental friend.
"hey Mister, you wanna smell my mates pussy?"
he thinks 'blimey I'm IN here!'..... "ooh yes please!"...
so she breathes in his face and walks off.
You two do realise you're typing in sentences don't you?
classic. The true comedy factor would clearly depend on who you sent it to. But funny all the same.

Pulp. Have some return rep.