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kiwiqpr said:
I got 10

Something for seniors to do to keep those "aging" grey cells active!

1.
Johnny's mother had three children.
The first child was named April.
The second child was named May.
.....What was the third child's name?
2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop,
he is five feet ten inches tall
and he wears size 13 sneakers
.....What does he weigh?
3. Before Mt.Everest was discovered,
..what was the highest mountain in the world?
4. How much dirt is there in a hole
....that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
5. What word in the English language
.....is always spelled incorrectly?
6. Billy was born on December 28th,
yet his birthday is always in the summer.
......How is this possible?
7. In California, you cannot take
a picture of a man with a wooden leg.
.....Why not?
8. What was the President's name
..in 1975?
9. If you were running a race,
.....and you passed the person in 2nd place,
what place would you be in now?
10. Which is correct to say,
.. "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?
11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field
and 4 haystacks in the other field,
......how many haystacks would he have if
he combined them all in another field?




Here are the Answers
1. Johnny 's mother had three children.
The first child was named April
The second child was named May.
What was the third child 's name?
Answer: Johnny of course
2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop,
he is five feet ten inches tall, and
he wears size 13 sneakers.
What does he weigh?
Answer: Meat.
3. Before Mt.Everest was discovered,
what was the highest mountain in the world?
Answer: Mt. Everest;
it just wasn't discovered yet.
[You're not very good at this are you?]
4. How much dirt is there in a hole that
measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
Answer: There is no dirt in a hole.
5. What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?
Answer: Incorrectly
6. Billy was born on December 28th,
yet his birthday is always in the summer.
How is this possible?
Answer: Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere
7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man
with a wooden leg. Why not?
Answer: You can 't take pictures
with a wooden leg.
You need a camera to take pictures.
8. What was the President 's name in 1975?
Answer: Same as is it now
- Barack Obama [Oh, come on ... ]
9. If you were running a race, and you passed
the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
Answer: You would be in 2nd.
Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.
10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white"
or "The yolk of the egg is white"?
Answer: Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow [Duh!]
11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks
in the other field, how many haystacks
would he have if he combined them all in another field?
Answer: One. If he combines all of his haystacks,
they all become one big one.
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Wooperts_duck said:
<cheers> astro. Have some lovely rep in return.
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smhbcfc said:
Repped
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ristac said:
Glad to finally get back in, kept getting the malware message yesterday so gave up in the end
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Ron said:
Thanks for these reps. Are they to replace those lost? I'm not giving any rep at present as they could all be ovewritten if the database is recovered.

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ellandback said:
rep
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Resurgam said:
The First 'Weekend in Feb' Honours list will be published later tonight.
Anybody wishing to be considered should apply with offers of either ***gots and chips, mushy pea fritters, copious quantities of Fry's Turkish Delight, or even more copious quantities of London Pride, and caramel. All of which are legal tender in my eyes, mouth and belly.
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Obi Wan said:
Yesssssssss! Great result!

In rep jail, but will be going on a celebratory splurge later for anyone not on the 'must spread' list!
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Hornette_TID said:
yay, i got the yellow star back :)!
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repppppppp
 
kiwiqpr said:
I got 10

Something for seniors to do to keep those "aging" grey cells active!

1.
Johnny's mother had three children.
The first child was named April.
The second child was named May.
.....What was the third child's name?
2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop,
he is five feet ten inches tall
and he wears size 13 sneakers
.....What does he weigh?
3. Before Mt.Everest was discovered,
..what was the highest mountain in the world?
4. How much dirt is there in a hole
....that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
5. What word in the English language
.....is always spelled incorrectly?
6. Billy was born on December 28th,
yet his birthday is always in the summer.
......How is this possible?
7. In California, you cannot take
a picture of a man with a wooden leg.
.....Why not?
8. What was the President's name
..in 1975?
9. If you were running a race,
.....and you passed the person in 2nd place,
what place would you be in now?
10. Which is correct to say,
.. "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?
11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field
and 4 haystacks in the other field,
......how many haystacks would he have if
he combined them all in another field?




Here are the Answers
1. Johnny 's mother had three children.
The first child was named April
The second child was named May.
What was the third child 's name?
Answer: Johnny of course
2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop,
he is five feet ten inches tall, and
he wears size 13 sneakers.
What does he weigh?
Answer: Meat.
3. Before Mt.Everest was discovered,
what was the highest mountain in the world?
Answer: Mt. Everest;
it just wasn't discovered yet.
[You're not very good at this are you?]
4. How much dirt is there in a hole that
measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
Answer: There is no dirt in a hole.
5. What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?
Answer: Incorrectly
6. Billy was born on December 28th,
yet his birthday is always in the summer.
How is this possible?
Answer: Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere
7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man
with a wooden leg. Why not?
Answer: You can 't take pictures
with a wooden leg.
You need a camera to take pictures.
8. What was the President 's name in 1975?
Answer: Same as is it now
- Barack Obama [Oh, come on ... ]
9. If you were running a race, and you passed
the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
Answer: You would be in 2nd.
Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.
10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white"
or "The yolk of the egg is white"?
Answer: Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow [Duh!]
11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks
in the other field, how many haystacks
would he have if he combined them all in another field?
Answer: One. If he combines all of his haystacks,
they all become one big one.
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Also got 10/11. Somehow got caught out by no. 5 <doh>
 
Guywanderer said:
Rep<ok>
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astroturfnaut said:
rep
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mustyfrog said:
repped
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HOADIE_BOI said:
Repped all that I can.
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Keith Lemon said:
rep
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returnofthesweatband said:
I require digits inserting into me.. 80 ish to be precise..
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Sidthemackem said:
Done most, jail or must spread prevents further discharge.

Hasta la repsta, Magsters!
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LTF said:
Been randomly repping (again) will catch you all when able. <diva>
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Sammy's Silky Skills said:
Repped
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canary-dave said:
Morning Maestro, I was going to ask how it was hanging, but we don't want to go there again do we?
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reppppppppp
 
A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket.


The husband picks up a case of VB and puts it in their cart.


"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.


"They're on sale, only $15 for 24 cans" he replies.


"Put them back, we can't afford them" demands the wife, they carry on shopping.


A few aisles farther on, the woman picks up a $30 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.


"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.


"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife.


Her husband retorts: "So does 24 cans of VB and it's half the price."

The hospital hopes to bring him out of his coma soon
 
kiwiqpr said:
A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket.


The husband picks up a case of VB and puts it in their cart.


"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.


"They're on sale, only $15 for 24 cans" he replies.


"Put them back, we can't afford them" demands the wife, they carry on shopping.


A few aisles farther on, the woman picks up a $30 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.


"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.


"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife.


Her husband retorts: "So does 24 cans of VB and it's half the price."

The hospital hopes to bring him out of his coma soon
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<laugh> Rep for kiwi
 
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