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This was written by a black gentleman in Texas and is so funny. What a great sense of humour.
When U Black, U Black

When I was born, I was BLACK,
When I grew up, I was BLACK,
When I went in the sun, I stayed BLACK,
When I got cold, I was BLACK,
When I was scared, I was BLACK,
When I was sick, I was BLACK,
And when I die, I'll still be BLACK.
NOW, You 'white' folks......
When you're born, you're PINK,
When you grow-up, you're WHITE,
When you go in the sun, you get RED,
When you're cold, you turn BLUE,
When you're scared, you're YELLOW,
When you get sick, you're GREEN
When you bruise, you turn PURPLE,
And when you die, you look GREY.

So why y'all be callin' us COLORED Folks?

Some back for you lamballana. <ok>

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Not long to go now! <ok>

The mind boggles <yikes>

Sean is the pastor of a Church of England parish on the Northern Ireland/ Southern Ireland border and Patrick is the priest in the Roman Catholic Church across the road.
One day they are seen together, erecting a sign into the ground, which says:
THE END IS NEAR!
TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW
AFOR IT IS TOO LATE!
As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out his window and yells, "Leave people alone, you Oirish religious nutters! We don't need your lectures."
From the next curve they hear screeching tyres and a big splash.


Shaking his head, Rev. Patrick says "Dat's da terd one dis mornin'."


"Yaa," Pastor Sean agrees, then asks, "Do ya tink maybe da sign should just say, 'Bridge Out?'"


Managed a few, but still need to go spreading.

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Spare a thought for the guy who told his wife that he was

going on a business trip to China on that ill-fated Malaysian

flight, MH 370, and now can't leave his girlfriend's flat!
 
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Allreet lads.

Spare a thought for the guy who told his wife that he was

going on a business trip to China on that ill-fated Malaysian

flight, MH 370, and now can't leave his girlfriend's flat!

All deserving of rep