Off Topic The Rep Brothel

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A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.


'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.

'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.
'On a trip to the Big Horn Mountians out in Wyoming, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the sh @ t out of all of you!'

St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'
'Couple of minutes ago.'