Off Topic The Rep Brothel

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Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven...

At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to

go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be.

The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and ****** she's gone.

The second says, "I want to be Madonna and ****** she's gone.

The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini."

St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he asked.

"Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun.

St. Pet er shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."

The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter. St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing.
He hands it back to her and says "No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."

.<laugh>.
 

Repped the following, and am in rep jail now;
So do your thing dudes, I've been on the same score for months now!

You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.
remind me tomorrow



Still in Jail for you.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Albert's Chip Shop again.

When I can.

Return rep for Albie

My rep has been spread, i now go to my rest.

Rep me the .... up. pls.

Rep for Diego

Repped
 
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding
drivers, a Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 KPH. Says
he to himself: "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So
he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching th
car, he notices that there are five old ladies, two in the front seat
and three in the back... wide eyed and white as ghosts. The driver,
obviously confused, says to him "Officer, I don't understand, I was
doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
"Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you
should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a
danger to other drivers." "Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I
was doing the speed limit exactly... twenty-two kilometers an hour!"
the old woman says a bit proudly. The Police officer, trying to
contain a chuckle explains to her that 22 is the highway number, not
the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grins and thanks the
officer for pointing out her error. "But before I let you go, Ma'am,
I have to ask... is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully
shaken, and they haven't made a peep this whole time,"the officer
asks. "Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off
Highway 189."

.<laugh>.
 
I was sitting at the computer the other day & called out to Ann in the kitchen:-



"WHEN I DIE I'M GOING TO LEAVE EVERYTHING TO YOU, MY LOVE!"



She shouted back "YOU ALREADY DO YOU LAZY BASTARD !! "