Off Topic The Rep Brothel
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Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder:
1. The DNA all matches.
2. There are no dental records.
1. The DNA all matches.
2. There are no dental records.
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven...
At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to
go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be.
The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and ****** she's gone.
The second says, "I want to be Madonna and ****** she's gone.
The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini."
St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he asked.
"Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun.
St. Pet er shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter. St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing.
He hands it back to her and says "No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."
At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to
go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be.
The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and ****** she's gone.
The second says, "I want to be Madonna and ****** she's gone.
The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini."
St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he asked.
"Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun.
St. Pet er shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter. St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing.
He hands it back to her and says "No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."
Very rep worthy but .................... You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to kiwiqpr again.
Repped the following, and am in rep jail now;
So do your thing dudes, I've been on the same score for months now!
So do your thing dudes, I've been on the same score for months now!