Off Topic The Rep Brothel

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Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom
Using the urinals.
One of them looks at the other one's penis and notices there's a Nicobate patch on it.
He looks at the other priest and says, 'I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your penis.'
The other one replies, 'It's working just fine.
I'm down to two butts a day.'

Rep for kiwi
 
Hello, I heard someone by the name of 'Rep' lived around here?
idiot repped

repping where possible :)..still struggling, i guess i don't give enough these days ;)

I'm here sweetheart!

<smooch>

I cant give you any rep Obi <wah>

Celebration Rep. :1980_boogie_down:

Congrats Alan. I too repped you yesterday.

What like those guys at the Stoke game.

I'm on there three times!?!?!?

Looking forward to a deluge of splooge...


rep
 
A little old lady who had lost her marbles was running up and down the halls in a nursing home.
As she ran, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say "Supersex."

She ran up to an elderly man in a wheelchair, flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex."

He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take the soup."