Off Topic The Rep Brothel

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Why hello Hornette. Repped.

Dad cooks a deer but doesn't tell the kids what it is. "I'll give you one clue" he says. "It's what your mother calls me". The kids start screaming and one yells "EWWW...IT'S A ****ING DICK! DON'T EAT IT!"

Never had spotted dick for dessert?

not as far as i know, shame really!



:) hello lovely and thank you!

Thanks for all the rep and the hellos all :) Hope everyone is doing well..which is more than we can say for Watford at the mo! ;)

Match day rep for ACS

 
I found my nan dead in bed 2day. I was gutted. I put my arms around her & held her, tears running down my face... As i held her i noticed she was naked i n her bed! I got kind of turned on & ended up ****ing her.... Just as i was about 2 cum in her arse she shouted BOO!!!.... What sort of sick twisted **** pretends 2 be dead? 4 **** sake
 
Easy Christmas Chicken recipe

Here is a chicken recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing -- imagine that. When I found this recipe, I though it was perfect for people who are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try.

1 chicken
1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing
1 cup uncooked popcorn
Salt/pepper to taste

Preheat oven to 200 degrees.
Brush chicken well with melted butter salt and pepper.
Fill cavity with stuffing mixed with popcorn.
Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven.
Listen for the popping sounds. When the chicken's arse blows the
oven door open and the chicken flies across the room and lands on the table, it's done and ready to eat.

rep
 
Help, Help, Help... that racist Billy has neg repped me.... I'm screwed now.. :)

Got a lovely rep comment of '**** Off' and a follow up PM calling me a '****ing spastic'.
You can tell it's xmas as I'd normally get told to '**** off and die of AIDS'- that's him sober and being nice.
 
Help, Help, Help... that racist Billy has neg repped me.... I'm screwed now.. :)

Got a lovely rep comment of '**** Off' and a follow up PM calling me a '****ing spastic'.
You can tell it's xmas as I'd normally get told to '**** off and die of AIDS'- that's him sober and being nice.

Taking a bit of a gamble negging you.