Off Topic The Rep Brothel

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I see the Ozzies are off to a good start this morning lamballana <laugh>

Also, is this right lamba?


You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay all out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game!

Nonono, the men who are over went in that go out when the ball is batted in for a homerun. When the baseball reached the boundary surrounding the pitch the catching team wins a touchdown. When the wooden sticksies are thrown off that means the team with possession gets a penalty and if the man behind the sticks taps the wooden sticksies off then the batter gets a yellow card. If the batter gets three yellow cards he has to go to the sin bin for 3 minutes or wait till the opposition scores a field goal. The team with the most wickets has to pay the first round of beer after the game.