Off Topic The Rep Brothel
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Good one AB!
So bad here, I might abandon the school walk and get the bus instead.............purely thinking of Maestroette here obviously 
A young cowboy sitting in a saloon one Saturday
night recognized an elderly man standing at the bar who,
in his day, had been the fastest gun in the West.
The cowboy took a place next to the old-timer,
bought him a drink and told him of his great ambition to be
a great shot...
'Could you give me some tips?' he asked.
The old man said, 'Well, for one thing, you're
wearing your gun too high - tie the holster a little lower
down on your leg.'
'Will that make me a better gunfighter?'
'Sure will '
The young man did as he was told, stood up, whipped
out his .44 and shot the bow tie off the piano player.
'That's terrific!' said the cowboy. 'Got any more
tips?'
'Yep,' said the old man. 'Cut a notch out of your
holster where the hammer hits it - that'll give you a
smoother draw'
'Will that make me a better gunfighter?' asked the
young man.
'You bet it will,' said the old-timer.
The young man took out his knife, cut the notch,
stood up, drew his gun in a blur, and then shot a cufflink
off the piano player.
'Wow!' exclaimed the cowboy 'I'm learnin' somethin'
here. Got any more tips?'
The old man pointed to a large can in a corner of the
saloon. 'See that axle grease over there? Coat your gun
with it.'
The young man smeared some of the grease on the barrel
of his gun.
'No,' said the old-timer, 'I mean smear it all over
the gun, handle and all.'
'Will that make me a better gunfighter?' asked the
young man.
'No,' said the old-timer, 'but when Wyatt
Earp gets done playing the piano, he's gonna shove that gun
right up your arse, and it won't hurt as much
night recognized an elderly man standing at the bar who,
in his day, had been the fastest gun in the West.
The cowboy took a place next to the old-timer,
bought him a drink and told him of his great ambition to be
a great shot...
'Could you give me some tips?' he asked.
The old man said, 'Well, for one thing, you're
wearing your gun too high - tie the holster a little lower
down on your leg.'
'Will that make me a better gunfighter?'
'Sure will '
The young man did as he was told, stood up, whipped
out his .44 and shot the bow tie off the piano player.
'That's terrific!' said the cowboy. 'Got any more
tips?'
'Yep,' said the old man. 'Cut a notch out of your
holster where the hammer hits it - that'll give you a
smoother draw'
'Will that make me a better gunfighter?' asked the
young man.
'You bet it will,' said the old-timer.
The young man took out his knife, cut the notch,
stood up, drew his gun in a blur, and then shot a cufflink
off the piano player.
'Wow!' exclaimed the cowboy 'I'm learnin' somethin'
here. Got any more tips?'
The old man pointed to a large can in a corner of the
saloon. 'See that axle grease over there? Coat your gun
with it.'
The young man smeared some of the grease on the barrel
of his gun.
'No,' said the old-timer, 'I mean smear it all over
the gun, handle and all.'
'Will that make me a better gunfighter?' asked the
young man.
'No,' said the old-timer, 'but when Wyatt
Earp gets done playing the piano, he's gonna shove that gun
right up your arse, and it won't hurt as much
So bad here, I might abandon the school walk and get the bus instead.............purely thinking of Maestroette here obviously
But of course, what else?