Off Topic The Rep Brothel

[lamby]

Cheeky bugger

Love lots of the Watford fans on here .... but may not be talking to them tonight

Looking at your fixtures you will have a major say on who gets into the play offs. Hope you stay up!

 

[Is Vic there?]

good morning one and all !

 

[deleted.....]

Both Minxy and H are big game girls

Cheeky bugger

What?

 

[lamby]

good morning one and all !

Hi Vic!

 

[Minxy]

Looking at your fixtures you will have a major say on who gets into the play offs. Hope you stay up!

Take it you'll be supporting the Posh .... with me sitting next to you ... you won't have a choice

good morning one and all !

Morning Vic

What?

Love you

 

[kiwiqpr]

Hi Vic!

evening rep whores

 

[lamby]

Morning Kiwi. I see there was some fun and games on your Board last night!

 

[Is Vic there?]

Hi Vic!

Thanks for the top up Lamby.

 

[kiwiqpr]

Morning Kiwi. I see there was some fun and games on your Board last night!

yeah always miss the fun
bloody 12 hr time difference

 

[Busy Being Headhunted]

yeah always miss the fun
bloody 12 hr time difference

I never missed it mate
I think its bedtime for me
night all

 

[Agent Bruce]

Morning Lamb .... I've got the beer

That'll make you Miss Popularity.

 

[Agent Bruce]

I never missed it mate
I think its bedtime for me
night all

Another hard shift GTH?

 

[Busy Being Headhunted]

Another hard shift GTH?

no mate its soft at the moment, night

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

How do

 

[Agent Bruce]

no mate its soft at the moment, night

Still holding onto the star despite all the competition anyway.

Night.

 

[smhbcfc]

Morning All - another day, another game at Ashton Gate - League 1 for us next season (could be relegated by Tuesday if things go badly)

 

[Sammy's Silky Skills]

Morning Kiwi. I see there was some fun and games on your Board last night!

What?

Yay, topped the 100k, now feel elite thanks all.

Rep

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four-hour, surgical procedure. A young nurse arrives to give him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir, I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir."

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely… "A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"

repped Obi

Tip of the day, wear a stethoscope into a hospital restaurant, and you get your meal half price. Just remember to take it off after, as I don't think some of these patient's are impressed with my diagnosis!

Need to get back into the repping, so iv'e repped who I can.

All repped - Jedi style!

Repped

 

[RedorDead]

Repped

yeah always miss the fun
bloody 12 hr time difference

What?

And so you should be. Booooo, hisssss <puts GTH in the stocks in ye olde market place and sells rotten fruit and veg so that the brothel regulars can throw it at him>

And with all the money I make, I will buy H some flowers to cheer her up

thank you

Yay, topped the 100k, now feel elite thanks all.

You have all been repped

Good morning fellow whores, anyone missed out on my rep list I have had you one way or another and need to share the whoring out **** me sound just like my ex

You all have a good day, I'm off to watch us seal relegation

 

[lamby]

Think you might win today and extend the agony!

 

[lamby]

Repped

Cheers!