Off Topic The Rep Brothel

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This is still here?! REP ME TILL I GET A BONER!

If you don't then that is also perfect fine.
 
Just for the Ladies.

You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. On a shelf behind the shop assistant is a pair of shoes which you have seen and really want to buy. The shopper in front of you has also seen them and is eyeing them up. Alas, both of you have forgotten your money.
You realise that it would be very rude to push in front of the first shopper if you had no money to pay for the shoes.
The shop assistant is standing behind the till waiting. A friend of yours is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and, seeing your dilemma, he considers throwing his own wallet to you. Now, assuming he does throw it, you will be able to catch the wallet, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes. At a pinch he could throw the wallet over the top of the first shopper and, whilst it is in flight, you could nip in front of the other shopper, catch the wallet and buy the shoes. Keep in mind however, that until the wallet has actually been thrown, it would be plain wrong to move in front of the other shopper.
 
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Had to go searching for Obi Wan has he left us rep whores?