nothing like a like from the dodgy end of Pink Lane
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They say to keep in th pink and out of the stink mate.
night out in sunderland
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musty
you have been paroled
you are allowed on the barnsley board again
we await your return
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cant even remember what I did it was that long ago
George Clooney is rumoured to be making a film on the life of Jimmy Savile. It's going to be called:
"Oh, she's eleven!"
"Oh, she's eleven!"
My wife thinks our sex life has got boring and I'm easily distracted.
Oh well, better get back to it I suppose.
Oh well, better get back to it I suppose.
Everybody remembers famous people like Karl Marx,but not many people remember his sister Onya,who invented the starting pistol
A man was hunting when a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over & discharged, shooting him in the genitals.
Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor.
"Well, sir, I have some good news & some bad news.
The good news is that you are going to be OK.
The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage, & we were able to remove all of the buckshot."
"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.
"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your willy which left quite a few holes in it. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister."
"Well, I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied.
"Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"
" Not exactly answered the doctor.........
"She's a flute player in the London Symphony Orchestra. She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eyes!!.
Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor.
"Well, sir, I have some good news & some bad news.
The good news is that you are going to be OK.
The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage, & we were able to remove all of the buckshot."
"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.
"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your willy which left quite a few holes in it. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister."
"Well, I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied.
"Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"
" Not exactly answered the doctor.........
"She's a flute player in the London Symphony Orchestra. She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eyes!!.