Off Topic The Rep Brothel

please log in to view this image

 

all good here acs

 

hows it going in lockdown

 

My colleague can no longer attend next weeks Innuendo Seminar.

So I have to fill her slot instead.

 

bored to be honest mate. I miss meeting customers and hopping on and off planes. Am pig sick of teams calls.

wake up, speak to Aus and China.. Uk 9-5.. us on an evening. Rinse and repeat.

 

• If I want to know if it’s hot enough to remove my clothing at the beach,
• I’ll listen to the Stripping Forecast

 

'I saw on social media my cousin’s a bugler in the Army.

I liked his last post.'

 

other than no tourists allowed in not a lots really changed here
for me anyway
busy as ****

 

• A thesaurus is great.
• There’s no other word for it

 

please log in to view this image

 

please log in to view this image

 

My wife says she is leaving me because she thinks I'm obsessed with astronomy...........



What planet is she on?

 

I remember when I first started dating my wife, I got a hard-on just watching her eating a banana...



Now after ten years of marriage, I only get aroused if she starts choking on it!

 

I went by the house where I grew up today and asked to go in to look around, but they said no and shut the door in my face...



My parents can be so rude!

 

If anyone wants to come and talk to me about my shoddy joinery work...

My door is always open.

 

Do gun manuals have a troubleshooting section?

 

please log in to view this image

 

Now that Jennifer Arcurri has admitted an affair with the Boris Johnson, I find it difficult to believe he's only bonked one violinist. I think he's straddled various.