1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Off Topic The Rep Brothel

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 26, 2011.

Page 2413 of 2464
  1. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    116,213
    Likes Received:
    232,765
    My wife left me because of my obsession with Elton John, AND she took all the chairs with her.

    I'm still standing
     
    #48241
    kiwiqpr, Dec 7, 2020
    Albert's Chip Shop and GeordieHalfbreed like this.
  2. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    116,213
    Likes Received:
    232,765
    please log in to view this image
     
    #48242
    kiwiqpr, Dec 14, 2020
    Albert's Chip Shop likes this.
  3. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    116,213
    Likes Received:
    232,765
    please log in to view this image
     
    #48243
    kiwiqpr, Dec 14, 2020
    Albert's Chip Shop likes this.
  4. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    116,213
    Likes Received:
    232,765
    please log in to view this image
     
    #48244
    kiwiqpr, Dec 14, 2020
    Albert's Chip Shop likes this.
  5. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    116,213
    Likes Received:
    232,765
    please log in to view this image
     
    #48245
    kiwiqpr, Dec 14, 2020
    Albert's Chip Shop likes this.
  6. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2011
    Messages:
    73,961
    Likes Received:
    40,047
    Morning kiwi
     
    #48246
    Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 14, 2020
    kiwiqpr likes this.
  7. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    116,213
    Likes Received:
    232,765
    please log in to view this image
     
    #48247
    kiwiqpr, Dec 14, 2020
    Albert's Chip Shop likes this.
  8. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    116,213
    Likes Received:
    232,765
    My hamster died........he fell asleep at the wheel!
     
    #48248
    kiwiqpr, Dec 14, 2020
    Albert's Chip Shop likes this.
  9. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    116,213
    Likes Received:
    232,765
    afternoon acs
     
    #48249
    kiwiqpr, Dec 14, 2020
    Albert's Chip Shop likes this.
  10. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    116,213
    Likes Received:
    232,765
    please log in to view this image
     
    #48250
    kiwiqpr, Dec 14, 2020
    Albert's Chip Shop likes this.

  11. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    116,213
    Likes Received:
    232,765
    please log in to view this image
     
    #48251
    kiwiqpr, Dec 14, 2020
    Albert's Chip Shop likes this.
  12. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    116,213
    Likes Received:
    232,765
    please log in to view this image
     
    #48252
    kiwiqpr, Dec 15, 2020
    Albert's Chip Shop likes this.
  13. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    116,213
    Likes Received:
    232,765
    please log in to view this image
     
    #48253
    kiwiqpr, Dec 15, 2020
    Albert's Chip Shop likes this.
  14. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    116,213
    Likes Received:
    232,765
    I've had to quit my job at the cat shelter. They reduced meowers
     
    #48254
    kiwiqpr, Dec 15, 2020
    Albert's Chip Shop likes this.
  15. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    116,213
    Likes Received:
    232,765
    please log in to view this image
     
    #48255
    kiwiqpr, Dec 15, 2020
    Albert's Chip Shop likes this.
  16. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    116,213
    Likes Received:
    232,765
    please log in to view this image
     
    #48256
    kiwiqpr, Dec 15, 2020
    Albert's Chip Shop likes this.
  17. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    116,213
    Likes Received:
    232,765
    please log in to view this image
     
    #48257
    kiwiqpr, Dec 15, 2020
    Albert's Chip Shop likes this.
  18. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    116,213
    Likes Received:
    232,765
    please log in to view this image
     
    #48258
    kiwiqpr, Dec 15, 2020
    Albert's Chip Shop likes this.
  19. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    116,213
    Likes Received:
    232,765
    please log in to view this image
     
    #48259
    kiwiqpr, Dec 15, 2020
  20. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    116,213
    Likes Received:
    232,765
    Mahatma Gandhi:

    He walked around barefoot a lot of the time, which developed a rather impressive set of Callouses on his feet.
    He also ate very little. This caused him to be frail.
    His strange diet caused him to suffer from bad breath.
    This made him a super-calloused, fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
     
    #48260
    kiwiqpr, Dec 15, 2020
    Albert's Chip Shop likes this.
Page 2413 of 2464
: bri in tag beel

Share This Page