My wife left me because of my obsession with Elton John, AND she took all the chairs with her. I'm still standing
Mahatma Gandhi: He walked around barefoot a lot of the time, which developed a rather impressive set of Callouses on his feet. He also ate very little. This caused him to be frail. His strange diet caused him to suffer from bad breath. This made him a super-calloused, fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.