It's entirely possible that the only person who talked about Tuchel was me, though. And I'd have reconsidered if I'd known how much his receding hairline would make him look like someone who ate the entrails of co-eds on a Saturday evening.
Looks ominous for our first game of the season. The first few fixtures have not really been kind to us but I think that the three teams who will struggle will be Norwich, Brentford and Brighton - the latter will implode if they lose White. I am looking forward to Saints starting the campaign with a totally refreshed squad.
How many times can one club miss out on a managerial appointment in the same summer? At this rate the only option left to Spurs/Levy will be to stick with Mason. It is quite amusing.
Nagelsmann, Rodgers, Flick, Ten Hag, Pochettino, Conte, Fonseca, Gattuso...have I missed anyone? This is beyond Spursy. At this rate they will be getting Tim Shearwood back
My prediction is that Levy will start the season with himself as manager. After all, how difficult can it be, once you've got your 'Roy of the Rovers' manager's manual?
Now we've reached the "Jurgen Klinsmann, unprompted, calls Levy to express interest" stage. Man, it's one thing to be desperate, it's another to be so hard up that Jurgen Klinsmann thinks he might catch you in a weak moment.
Julen Lopetegui: Tottenham have offer to Sevilla boss turned down, says Spanish club's president - BBC Sport Oh dear how sad never mind. I believe Harry Redknapp is out of work Mr Levy.