Ha ha ha
New Rule: you get to be a wise-ass when you make it out of the bottom division!
No worries, at least I won't be relegated this month. Unless you create a 4th division!

Ha ha ha
New Rule: you get to be a wise-ass when you make it out of the bottom division!

Arsenal 1-1 Man City
Chelsea 3-1 Swansea
Crystal Palace 3-1 Burnley
Southampton 4-1 Newcastle
Stoke 2-0 Leicester
Sunderland 1-2 Tottenham
West Brom 0-2 Everton
Liverpool 2-0 Aston Villa
Man Utd 2-1 QPR
Hull 2-1 West Ham
In my desperate fight for relegation I have gone:
Arsenal 3-1 Man City
Chelsea 1-2 Swansea
Crystal Palace 1-3 Burnley
Southampton 1-3 Newcastle
Stoke 0-3 Leicester
Sunderland 4-3 Tottenham
West Brom 1-0 Everton
Liverpool 1-2 Aston Villa
Man Utd 1-2 QPR
Hull 0-2 West Ham

My predictions for this week:
Arsenal 1-1 Man City
Chelsea 2-0 Swansea
Crystal Palace 1-0 Burnley
Southampton 1-1 Newcastle
Stoke 2-1 Leicester
Sunderland 1-3 Tottenham
West Brom 2-2 Everton
Liverpool 2-0 Aston Villa
Man Utd 4-0 QPR
Hull 2-0 West Ham
Nice to still be in Division 3 where I won't have the pressure of being an arsehole any time soon.
I'd love it if those scores came in.![]()

Don't bet on that. JPF will make up some new rules, like you can't get promoted the month after you get relegated. Or all relegations are stored up and apply from the beginning of May. Or anyone whose account name ends in 'Heed' has to start off from October in Division 10 and work their way up.

Aye, he might change the rules, but, if he was fair minded, which most of us know he is, he would appreciate what I'm doing.
However, if really is as narrow minded as some say, and wants to be the Sepp Blatter of the TPLPGTODAG, then Bring On the sanctions.![]()

I'm also in Division 3 so does that mean I have to stop being an aresehole?![]()
Obi - maybe we shouldn't start counting our chickens. I notice a certain Mr Tiote in our league and although I am new to the forum I have noticed a general theme to his posts that he is always right. Fortunately he only wants to predict one match and he surely can't go for a Newcastle loss each week!
Odd that I'm the only one who thinks Alan will pull a rabbit out the hat, and lead us to a glorious win tomorrow.
Suits me, I'll be the only one to pick up the points.![]()

Or the only one to NOT pick up points?![]()

