clever boy. I thought this would happen.
Distancing himself from UKIP. Wait for his next move. He was out with Murdoch at the weekend.
To do what, get a job with Murdoch? He could go back to the commodity trading business he owned, if it wasn't in liquidation. Good job it was too small to have any employees. Except his wife, who was also busy being paid by the EU. Focus man!
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Lunch with Nige - Nigel Farage has lunch with three carefully selected member of the public from Clacton, Great Yarmouth and Dudley, in a pub of his choice. They watch while he eats a pie and drinks seven pints of bitter, nipping out for a smoke every fifteen minutes, while lecturing them on what 'ordinary, decent' people think.
Dinner with Nige - same as lunch except Nigel eats a curry and drinks 3 bottles of claret.
Nige Says - political chat show in which Nigel shouts over his guests, and the audience
Nige's Guide to Europe - travelogue in which Nige introduces us to his favourite tobacconists in Brussels and Strasbourg. 'Nothing else worth seeing' is his catchphrase.
Secret Nige - Nige goes incognito with a bunch of Rumanian agricultural migrants and accidentally deports himself
Nige's NHS - Nige tries to get treatment for his piles without encountering any EU migrant NHS workers. Ends up going private.
Nige's Neighbours - Nige ranks other nationalities in order of preference if you really have to have a foreigner living next door.