So let me see if I've got this right. If we leave, we will be able to trade with everybody Europeans and the rest of the World by forging new relationships. Don't we do that already? And all of Europe will want to come to London to do their deals. But hasn't the Commonwealth and the Far East already moved on? We severed those ties. The markets we currently trade in are largely the rest of the EU. So what happens to those exporters if we can't find new trading partners. Yes of course, how silly of me, the Government will bail them out when they go belly up.
I must admit there is a certain delicious irony in the fact that we positively climaxed over the prospect of getting Eastern Europe into the club so that we could put the armies of the West and its nuclear weapons into positions to threaten Russia. Unfortunately none of the politicians responsible starting with Saint Margaret of Grantham through to Tony 'I did what I believed to be right' Blair never quite worked out that this would cause the influx of Poles, Rumanians, Bulgarians and Slovaks. I mean who could possibly have predicted that people who have a standard of living less than half that they would get here might want to try to do so. Shock horror and how bloody dare they.
We walk away now and of course Europe will want to forgive us and give us preferential terms to buy our goods. Of course they will do the decent thing and not try to flood our shops and factories with their produce.
The idea that we just get off now and everything will be fine is cloud cuckoo land as the people who work in the factories opened and run in the North East by the Japanese, Germans, French and Scandinavian businesses will soon find out. But that's alright. We will have our sovereignty back. Our lawmakers will be democratically elected provided they can muster 37% of the votes of those who bother to do so. Yes let's not forget that it is far better for a party that commands 25% of all the possible votes in this country and which has no mandate at all in Scotland and Wales, to make decisions that affect all 100%. Now that is democracy.
Then there is security. Can someone please tell me why they should bother to cooperate with us in dealing with terrorism and mass migration if we've effectively told them we don't want to play with them anymore? You saw what happened in the summer throughout Eastern Europe as the Balkan states waved hundreds of thousands through their borders on their way to Germany, Sweden and some to Britain. Why should the French be forced to deal with it for Britain's benefit. What exactly do they get out of keeping them out of the UK.
Like most Tory politicians, I 'struggled with my conscience' and felt I 'wanted to hear both sides of the argument' before I made up my mind. Well for 5 seconds anyway. Ultimately I decided that the small minded bigots like Farage, and the little Englander part of the Conservative party, apparently in excess half of its MPs were talking out of their arses. Sorry I tried. Jus can't see the happy ever after ending that they seem to think will happen.