Shy Tories will have no choice but to vote Tory again if the opposition insist on owning shoes.
Lol
Shy Tories will have no choice but to vote Tory again if the opposition insist on owning shoes.
Apparently the reason Johnson was so keen to get the story about him trying to get Carrie Symonds a highly-paid job in the Foreign Office pulled from the Times was not so much that bare fact, but more that the reason he was unable to make her his Chief of Staff was that senior civil servants had become aware that she was his mistress at the time after an MP walked into his HoC office as Carrie was giving him a blow-job.
Must go out and get Private Eye.
Perhaps Mr Ecclestone would be so kind as to line up with Mr Putin so we could have two for the price of one bullet?![]()
He’d need a step ladder otherwise Putin would just get one to the happy sack.
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**** me the woman has a pair of shoes it’s not like she was wanting a 150k tree house.
I’m beginning to think her civil servants brief her wrongly on purpose, for a laff.You must log in or register to see media
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Second time this particular bellend has had to resign from the whips office due to sex allegations. He’ll be back soon, this will be seen as an ‘honourable’ resignation because he did it before he was pushed, which just about makes him a saint with current political standards.https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/politics/19054116/tory-whip-resigns-following-groping-allegations/
This lot are so like what happened under Major in the 90s. Whatever next, policies?
Joe public would probably get nicked for it. For an MP it's just slightly embarrassing at worstSecond time this particular bellend has had to resign from the whips office due to sex allegations. He’ll be back soon, this will be seen as an ‘honourable’ resignation because he did it before he was pushed, which just about makes him a saint with current political standards.
Joe public would probably get nicked for it. For an MP it's just slightly embarrassing at worst