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Should the UK remain a part of the EU or leave?

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Do you really think Boris cares about Millibland?
I thought Millibland was very good although he did ham it up. Gove IMO was really good as was one of the other Tories. However, the most important person was missing. No, if's or but's mate, Starmer did a Lord Lucan.

Honestly mate in the context of what Johnson has actually run away from in the past, the country falling to pieces and a substitute with minimal notice outdebating Johnson embarrassingly, it just looks odd to make so much of Starmer isolating on government advice. What could he possibly be scared of when this government is ****ing it up on every plausible and some previously implausible fronts?

Imagine the furore you lot would express your faux outrage about if it emerged he’d ignored someone in his house having symptoms to be in Parliament.
 
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I would love to have been a fly on the wall in the Starmer household. Can you imagine the scene...
Starmer realises the WA bill is coming up and needs an excuse to avoid the House. Then his son walks into the kitchen ready for school.
Starmer: You look unwell.
Kid: No I'm fine.
Starmer: I think you have covid?
Kid: I'm fine and want to go to school.
Starmer throws pepper into kids face... kid sneezes.
Starmer: You see you are unwell and I need to quarantine!
Kid: you chucked pepper over me... Mum!
Later Kier is on phone to Ed Milliband.
Starmer: Right you're doing the talking today... Make sure your voice sounds compassionate. Throw in a few tears. You can mention Russia and China breaking International law but for F22k sake don't mention Isreal! That's got me in enough trouble. Don't eat any sandwiches before, as we don't need any extra crap coming out of your mouth. And please don't mention the B word... I have avoided it since being leader and don't need you messing things up.
Right I will see you Wednesday... What PMQs! Oh crap.. they might mention Brexit... Right, tell Angela Rayner that she is doing PMQs... Blame the Tories for everything and she is not to mention Brexit!. I will be back with a Zoom performance after my kids Covid test.
KID: (crying) I don't want a test there is nothing wrong with me!
Kid sneezes.
The End.
Yes that would have been a funny, crazy scenario. Maybe he should do a press interview for the public defending his decision to follow government guidelines.
 
I would love to have been a fly on the wall in the Starmer household. Can you imagine the scene...
Starmer realises the WA bill is coming up and needs an excuse to avoid the House. Then his son walks into the kitchen ready for school.
Starmer: You look unwell.
Kid: No I'm fine.
Starmer: I think you have covid?
Kid: I'm fine and want to go to school.
Starmer throws pepper into kids face... kid sneezes.
Starmer: You see you are unwell and I need to quarantine!
Kid: you chucked pepper over me... Mum!
Later Kier is on phone to Ed Milliband.
Starmer: Right you're doing the talking today... Make sure your voice sounds compassionate. Throw in a few tears. You can mention Russia and China breaking International law but for F22k sake don't mention Isreal! That's got me in enough trouble. Don't eat any sandwiches before, as we don't need any extra crap coming out of your mouth. And please don't mention the B word... I have avoided it since being leader and don't need you messing things up.
Right I will see you Wednesday... What PMQs! Oh crap.. they might mention Brexit... Right, tell Angela Rayner that she is doing PMQs... Blame the Tories for everything and she is not to mention Brexit!. I will be back with a Zoom performance after my kids Covid test.
KID: (crying) I don't want a test there is nothing wrong with me!
Kid sneezes.
The End.

Did you write that yourself? I really hope not.
 
You might not find him boring but he will never be a PM. According to many on here the Tories are having a mare so Labour should be miles ahead ( even Blair said Labour should be 20 points in front)... however they are trailing in the reliable polls. People just don’t like Starmer.
Agree for some Boris is a Buffoon, a muppet Who talks a load of waffle, but people like him Bob. Bojo is popular and you need charisma to be PM (bar Major) and Starmer doesn’t have it.
 
I see that reprehensible scrote Tom Watson who was so anti-gambling has become an 'advisor' to Paddy Power and SkyBet nice work if you can get it. He was also the universally popular choice as Chair of UK Music, many of whose members were victims of his 'noncefinder' campaign. Another example of how money falls into the laps of incompetents just because they once were in government...
 
I see that reprehensible scrote Tom Watson who was so anti-gambling has become an 'advisor' to Paddy Power and SkyBet nice work if you can get it. He was also the universally popular choice as Chair of UK Music, many of whose members were victims of his 'noncefinder' campaign. Another example of how money falls into the laps of incompetents just because they once were in government...
Mmm
 
I was going to have you chained to a street sign At a XR March being hosed by a Boris water canon. :1980_boogie_down:

Remind us how much was spaffed up the wall for those cannons, was it more or less than the garden bridge?

only in politics can you move from one huge **** up to another and continue to be promoted way beyond your capabilities, Boris has mastered that!
 
Remind us how much was spaffed up the wall for those cannons, was it more or less than the garden bridge?

only in politics can you move from one huge **** up to another and continue to be promoted way beyond your capabilities, Boris has mastered that!
Probably not as much as the clear up and policing of the soap dodgers.
As for promotions... I know a few politicians that have been rewarded for failure... it’s not just Boris
 
Remind us how much was spaffed up the wall for those cannons, was it more or less than the garden bridge?

only in politics can you move from one huge **** up to another and continue to be promoted way beyond your capabilities, Boris has mastered that!

I did put it up earlier Wills......Not Johnson’s finest moment that’s for sure
 
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European Parliament votes for new taxes in EU to repay recovery borrowing
By Reuters Staff

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FILE PHOTO: European Union flags flutter outside the European Commission headquarters in Brussels, Belgium August 21, 2020. REUTERS/Yves Herman
BRUSSELS (Reuters) - The European Parliament voted on Wednesday in favour of assigning new tax revenues to the European Union to repay the bloc’s intended joint borrowing of 750 billion euros ($888 billion) for economic recovery after the COVID-19 pandemic.

Lawmakers voted 455 votes in favour and 146 against, with 88 abstentions, to introduce new sources of revenue - so called “own resources” - to the EU budget that should at least cover the costs related to the recovery plan.


They could include a tax on unrecycled plastic and on goods imported into the EU from countries with less ambitious climate-change fighting standards. Also under consideration is taxing digital giants and extending an EU CO2 emissions trading scheme into the maritime and aviation sectors.

Leaders hope the 750 billion euro recovery fund and its related 1.1 trillion euro 2021-2027 budget will help repair the continent’s deepest recession since World War Two after the coronavirus outbreak shut down economies.


Wednesday’s vote enables governments to decide on granting the EU budget new “own resources” and for parliaments in the 27 members to ratify it, which would enable the executive Commission to start borrowing the money.

“We will now ensure that the debt is repaid by tech giants, tax dodgers, big foreign polluters and others who do benefit from our single market but do not contribute fairly to our prosperity and the protection of our planet,” said French liberal MEP Valerie Hayer, a co-rapporteur on the issue.