I thought that would get a response. Yes, an actual human corpse. I was walking the dog round the very lovely Jephson Gardens in the middle of Leamington Spa, when an hysterical and youngish Eastern European couple begged me to call an ambulance for their friend - a bloke, probably thirties, crashed in sleeping bag on a bench. To be honest I would have walked right by him if they hadn’t been there. So called the ambulance and they asked me to do chest compressions, which was quite tricky as I had the phone pressed to my ear, the dog on a lead and I had to get him off the bench onto his back and he was a big bloke, nobody helped - his friends were too hysterical (and I suspect knew it was pointless) and the 3 or 4 other people around were happy to stare from 20 yards away, but not to help, not even to hold the dog when I asked. My CPR skills are rusty at best, but the emergency caller was talking me through, even though the bloke was obviously dead, thankfully Stainsey’s mob arrived before mouth to mouth was required.
They took over and I walked the dog on, passing Roberto Di Matteo shouting into a phone and smoking furiously on the other side of the park (his daughter goes to school with mine and they are big mates, I’ve met him briefly a couple of times, we exchanged nods), and completed the circuit back to the scene of the incident. Now two sets of paramedics and lots of police there. I made myself known to them in case they had any questions, but they were just rather flattering, saying most people wouldn’t have got involved, and that CPR has to be tried. Bloke was definitively dead, his mates (who were jogging in the park) had been talking to him half an hour before, but he had booze problems.
I feel surprisingly calm and detached from it. I saw a lot of corpses as a hospital porter (Northwick Park) shifting them to the mortuary (the training, and psychological fitness assessment for this in 1980 was ‘you ok to do this?’) and seeing lots of half finished autopsies in the process. A dead body is an object, I quickly learned, not a person. I would have liked someone to have at least tried to help shift him though, I’m not a young man myself.
That’s enough drama for today.