George Clooney frequents GAY meadow but not the football one. I heard there was an earthquake in Devon this afternoon. That wasn't you Reid-all-about-it was it? I was visiting a nursing home this afternoon and the earth definately didn't move in there. No I wasn't on the trap either before some smart ass jumps in.
Somebody changed all the barrels whilst I was out this afternoon. That bloody barmaid won't stand still long enough. And by the way Mrs Reid, Ms Street-Porter is an ideal date. You can open your tinnies or bottles with easy and she will shred your roasted nuts for you whilst you wait. Slight setback with the GATtling gob but then you can't have everything. I've learned never to listen anyway after years of practice. Anyone fancy Dominos? They do a mean pitza I hear.
Somebody changed all the barrels whilst I was out this afternoon. That bloody barmaid won't stand still long enough. And by the way Mrs Reid, Ms Street-Porter is an ideal date. You can open your tinnies or bottles with easy and she will shred your roasted nuts for you whilst you wait. Slight setback with the GATtling gob but then you can't have everything. I've learned never to listen anyway after years of practice. Anyone fancy Dominos? They do a mean pitza I hear.
sensible very decent of you, still not given up hope of saving him yet but have been checking out options for disinheriting him 
