Oh dear Mouldy hope you find your coat soon its getting chilly out there .... I'd check with Reidy regarding your coat she might not have wanted you to cover up your mankini and hid it
I have found it now. I think George or Rory hid it because all my money was in there still. If it had been Risdale he would have 'borrowed' it for the cause, his cause.
A friend always thought I was a miserable old sod and called me it one day at a bbq. My twin 4 year old nephews heard this and from that day on I was known as Mouldyoldgoat or uncle Mouldy. They are now 12. People thought it was great nickname so I use it as an email.
I know - a misty pint of real ale with a strength of about 9.8% "Can I 'av a pint of Mouldy please?" "Ay lad, coming up" It's got a ring to it
After quick tip from bedoboy that nobody was in................drinks all round barman. That will be a pint then and have a glass of water for yourself.
Ladies in the Snug please Mrs Reid. This is an Aussie theme night. (might just get away with it bedo)
Can I have an Aussie Scrumpy then please. My throats parched from telling my life story. Maybe it should be a regular feature, somebody revealing who they are once a week. Thunderballs and Devonsurfer will obviously be posting as siamese twins.
Personally I think they are Jedward. Think about it........annoying pair of twats, no talent.........