We've done sexism up to a point and cuddly bunny wunnies along with horrible cats and some dogs so what is the topic for tonight then? I see Mr Surfer has surfaced again with another stunning thread. Can't we pick on scouse immigrants?
He is selling Shell suits sensible, would you like one like his? Here he is DS modelling the latest shell suit on his stall?
That would just draw attention to him and his rants..........leave well alone sensible.........me old mate........(apologies for familiarity).
That's ok plymborn I'm never one to hold any grudges you old mutt you................ Thanks for the beer Mrs Reid. Have you noticed the only time a woman gets a round in is when it is a free bar. Pink isn't my colour joe and with that model I don't think they will be flying off the racks anytime soon. Had a bit of a crap day today and not feeling myself although I might get round to that later.
Cheer up Sensible, hope all is ok. Hopefully you will have a better one tomorrow. Unless you bump into DS
As my Mrs tells me joe, if you want to talk to an arsehole look in the mirror. She can be very cutting and hurtful sometimes. I don't need to bump into him and if I see a pink shell suit anywhere in my vicinity then I'll make sure I walk the other way. It's bad enough having to read some of the rubbish without listening to it first hand. It was just a bit depressing in the Nursing Home today. It is hard spending lots of time visiting sometimes and not knowing what you will find from day to day. Can't have a break and there is no football to watch. Anyway no doom and gloom even if happy hour has finished. There must be somebody out there we can rip to shreds just for sport.
Ok Sensible, i get what your saying, sorry to hear you had a depressing day. Well who can we take the piss out off!
You have to be a bit careful these days in this politically correct world we live in. You can't mention gender, sexual orientation, creed, colour or religion in case some big bad brother comes and gets you. That just about cancels out every joke I know. That's big bad brother in the sense of the State rather than somebody from Jamaica in case there is any doubt.
Cheer up sensible........at least you havn't had your phone tapped yet have you......Oh to be famous for fifteen minutes.....it must be your turn soon.
Sorry, I posted this on the wrong thread: There is a difference tho - re crisps, the barmaid and the cellerman - at least Linekar was good in the box
Not too bad today thanks. I haven't got a mobile to hack into plymborn. My kids manage to get hold of me all to easily already without being able to all of the time. I don't want 15 minutes of fame either particularly. What would I do with it if I got it. My only footballing euphamism oldkickyb is that I dribble well and a lot. My final pass is always well telegraphed and easily cut out. Actually second thoughts, I'm quite good at heading even at my age. Oh matron! We are back on the Williams theme again.
What are you the English master??? Ok so the keyboard can't always spell right. I seldom shoot, all that remains is the dribble sadly. I do occasionally score though even if it is a scuffed shot.
According to the Herald he is here as a trialist joe. This bar is about as busy as a Madam's doorbell in a gay bar tonight. Where is everyone as it isn't even a night for soaps on the box.
