Ahhh puppies and kittens, now what did they ever do to you sensible??? Your not one of those who accidently on purpose shove them into wheely bins are you???
Well up here in the garden of England the local supermarket sells Ginsters. I'm sorry to say not impressed,so I assume this is where you send the rejects. I might have retired from work seven years back but I don't see myself as an OAP,keep young and active by baiting moaners and doom&gloom merchants that I keep hearing about on this web page. Every morning when I turn on my computer the first thing I generally see is the weather forcast, I do get worried when they forcast a deep depression coming in from the west, must be sensible visiting family..........only joking, got to do something between seasons.
Everytime Mrs reid even if they aren't near one when I pass. The cats crap in my garden all the time and the park near where I live is a dogshit paradise for people who own the bloody things and come from miles around in cars just to let them do it and leave it behind. I like Pandas and monkeys but only because they live somewhere else and **** in their woods rather than in mine and I can only see them in Zoos or on the tele.
If any of my familiy lived in Kent there would be two certainties plymborn. One I would never visit and two I would have disowned them immediately. Mind you if they moved to the potteries I would have shot both them and myself. One of my offspring was born in Kent sadly but we never speak of the event and only that the conception was in deepest Devon. What has Ginsters got to do with pies and pasties?
Well for once we agree on something sensible, I share your loathing of cats for the very same reasons as you. Dogs generally "go" in their own gardens or walkers clean up after them around these parts and I can't say I've ever had a problem with dogs and their mess but don't start me on cats
Mrs Reid and Sensible if you are having trouble with cats crapping in your garden, go to your local friendly coffee shop and ask for some of the waste coffee grounds from the machines and spread it in your flower beds or where ever they do their business and they will leave you alone.
In general I don't dislike cats,although I would never own one. The exception is the 24/7 killing machine that lays in wait in the shrubs near the bird feeders and table,that lives next door. This black cat, hater of the bird world, has unfortunately had a few successes,so I'm always keeping an eye out for the little monster. Living next to a wooded area we get an abundant amount of birds visiting, including a pair of jays and woodpeckers.if this little moggy monster ever caught one of those I would declare WW 111 on the little brut. Dogs are OK, it's their owners that are the problem,owned a beautiful Rough Collie bitch (Lassie dog) for fifteen years but when she died I could never face going through that again,so stick to admiring other peoples dogs. Now if sensible was a dog what type would he be (other than putting him down that is)..........answers please...........and remember it's before the water shed please.
Plymborn, re a doggie lookalike for Sensible, not sure on the spelling but it is pronounced ****zoo, ugly looking litte buggwr as well. You have obviously never been to the Potteries Sensible, they make North Prospect look like Paradise, nor even eaten the local delicacy - an Oatcake. Anyway oild chap - I am a Scotsman, make oif that what you will.
Possibly a Shih Tzu....pronounced .......Sheed Zoo........Chinese/tibetian origins. Yes they do look a little on the yappy side and after your ankles type dog.........very sensible type...........good job they aint Japanese,were not keen on that far east.
Good thing that bloody black thing doesn't reside near me, it would get a swift boot up the arse, not to mention a bucket of water over it. I love woodpeckers, some of them are as colourful as parrots. We have the green ones around here and they are stunning.
Yes this black killing machine stands it's ground daring you to do something about it, a dog would be the answer,but it would scare the birds and squirrels and young foxes which I don't mind to much being around. We have the great spotted woodpecker around here........body black and white.......vivid red patch on back of head and under tail. I don't know if you've been invaded yet by Parakeets, we have them going around here in noisy squawking flocks,scaring many other birds away from their natural habitat. That aside they are very colourful.green body,red beak and a pink and black ring around it's face and neck.
Mrs Reid ........you seem to be avoiding the question of the moment............if sensible was a dog what sought would he be............over to you.
Hmmm now let me see, a basset hound I guess - sad looking, thick set with short fat legs but quite lovable in his own way I think you two ought to and make up anyway.
Can I pick one? A British Bulldog of course You've all turned into Johnny Morris sound alikes with all this animal stuff. I live in the centre of Plymouth more or less. In our vicinity there are loads of different birds including the Hawk variety that come calling. I put stuff out for some Foxes that have lived around here for years. It's not the wildlife that I hate it is the supposed domesticated animals and their irresponsible owners who seem to think it is their right to inhabit a park that was once meant for kids. Even the play area is infested by these people who have no common sense letting their dogs run riot around the sandpit. But of course there is no sign so it is allowed apparently. They have around 3 acres of ground to sun their dogs yet use the 50 square yards the kids have. oldnickyb, I did realise straight away that you were not English. The spelling in your posts give it away showing a lack of english. It is either that or you are pissed early indicating Scotishness. If it is neither then your tiperiter kernt spoll and you need a new keyboard.
That's pretty close Mrs Reid. Try sad, thick with short hairy legs and leave out the lovable. I love plymborn like you'd love a brother so can't see what the problem is. Brothers always argue. He's the older one by the way.
There's more sniping going on between you two than there is in Afghanistan, I know a snipe when I see it!
