This place is emptier than the Argyle trophy cabinet. And dustier. I'll have a pint or two barman if you can get the cobwebs off the top of the glass and the barrel hasn't rusted up. At least the crisps are nearly in date. After today's results I think a small tincture is called for as it wasn't the worst Saturday we've had.
I don't think turning it into an ice-rink is necessary Gat......after an evening of drinking......it feels a bit dodgy underfoot without ice when trying to leave.
I thought you had already turned it into a home for a Recluse Gat which was why I was here on my own most of the time.
Stick a pint in for the old git with the parrot tattoo barman but don't pour it yet. He might not come in so I will have to drink it myself later.
Well if the old git or yourself sensible doesn't drink it..........I'll drink it myself. Careful what you say about parrots........you could be on thin ice........... with ..........you know who !!!
She wasn't who I meant plym but if the cap fits as they say...... The one thing I will say about today is that you can see the confidence has risen no end over the last month. I think they now believe in themselves and it shows. Tell you what, drinks all around I'm feeling generous and in a good mood.
Round on me Ladies & Gents...never expected 3pts yesterday but to get another 4pts hopefully, should see us through.
Aren't we having a buy one get one free end of campaign knees-up. At least get that disgusting cellar redecorated whilst the summers here........and check-out what sensible has been hiding down there all these months.
You leave my bleddy cellar alone. I've got the Antiques Roadshow coming in next week to look at my nuts.
I have a cunning plan ..... I have written to Cowboy Builders and they will think the pigsty has been caused by an immoral builder and tart it up for nothing .... I nominate Plymborn and Sensible to be weeping in gratitude for the cameras .... now all we need is a colour scheme !!!
