Really Mrs LaLa....you don't need to peek over to the next page to see what is going to happen........not far from one of those bottom spots.....one of them has surely got our name on it.
It's time for a party everyone........do you realize that this Saturday Argyle will not lose a game.....has Carl perked up a little having suddenly realized that he hasn't got to talk his way through yet another poor result.
Instead of listening to or watching football I went bleddy shopping today in a packed town centre full of moronic dead looking people milling about like zombies. I'm not sure I wouldn't have rather watched/listened to Argyle losing again than that. I'm told tomorrow I have to do ironing before I can watch MK Dons v AFC Wimbledon on the tele. I mean come on lads, just how much of a weekend can one woman ruin. My Mum told me I should have binned her years ago and I just didn't listen. 16 pints and a cyanide pill please barwench.
I hope the cyanide pill isn't for you sensible..... but for the shopaholic.........why have 16 pints if it is for oneself ?
It's so the cyanide pill won't hurt plym. And if I take it then he hangover won't either. See, think of everything cause I'm a bloke.
You'll be multi-tasking next sensible.......then you will be able to do everything at the same time.........bit worried about this ironing thing.....you must be heading for time off for good behaviour.
Most saturdays are spent watching a pile of s**t so I'd be used to it Mrs lalala. I'll have you know I'm a very modern man when it comes to ironing. Sailor training comes in handy. I tend to put the creases the wrong way in my trousers though as old habits die hard. I have to do it at least once a year so that it shows her how it should be done. Sort of refresher course for her.
That was just in case i am not around tonight plym, i have no plans to go out as the little one needs our care. So can't have to much to drink..
