Wayne Rooney
Travelling
Life in general
Your life depresses me tbh.
Wayne Rooney
Travelling
Life in general
Your life depresses me tbh.
Says a guy who has a £150 strawberry bowl
If we're doing underrated I'm going with taking a crap
Nah I'm going for overrated.If we're doing underrated I'm going with taking a crap
Nah I'm going for overrated.
Im guessing you one of those go for a **** and take a couple hours doing it?
Not me bro, in there, kegs down, squeeze, plop plop, all done in under 3mins.
Now a desperately needed piss on the other hand is up there with ejaculation.
Probs doesn’t feel the same curling out a fat Chod after years and years of being boreholed by your Mrs with a John Holmes attachment.
You deffo a long ****ter.Probs doesn’t feel the same curling out a fat Chod after years and years of being boreholed by your Mrs with a John Holmes attachment.
You deffo a long ****ter.
I dunno maybe it's cos I don't need to hide from any kids in the gaff that I can take a quick relaxing **** in under 5mins.
Who overrates fosses jokes apart from fosse himself ffs![]()
I dont get it, so many men love sitting in the smell of thier own **** for ****ing ages.I get them snipped off quite quickly tbf.
Nah I'm going for overrated.
Im guessing you one of those go for a **** and take a couple hours doing it?
Not me bro, in there, kegs down, squeeze, plop plop, all done in under 3mins.
Now a desperately needed piss on the other hand is up there with ejaculation.
Chinese food. (British style)
I just don't get it, it's ****ing ****e.