The overrated & underrated thread

Your life depresses me tbh.

 

Says a guy who has a £150 strawberry bowl

 

Overrated:

TV
Shops
Easter Eggs (**** chocolate)
Ale
Peated Whiskey
Mourinho


Underrated:

Oysters
Bourbon
Skinny Dipping
Solo camping
LSD

 

If we're doing underrated I'm going with taking a crap

 

I’d forgotten about that Roy.

 

Lol yeah a decent dump can be a total winner.

 

Nah I'm going for overrated.

Im guessing you one of those go for a **** and take a couple hours doing it?

Not me bro, in there, kegs down, squeeze, plop plop, all done in under 3mins.


Now a desperately needed piss on the other hand is up there with ejaculation.

 

Probs doesn’t feel the same curling out a fat Chod after years and years of being boreholed by your Mrs with a John Holmes attachment.

 

Sucky's missus has got Strap on Suzie written in sequins on her dressing gown.

 

You deffo a long ****ter.

I dunno maybe it's cos I don't need to hide from any kids in the gaff that I can take a quick relaxing **** in under 5mins.

 

Overrated:

Fosse's jokes

Underrated:

Responding to Fosse with a

 

Who overrates fosses jokes apart from fosse himself ffs

 

I get them snipped off quite quickly tbf.

 

Well yeah that.

 

I dont get it, so many men love sitting in the smell of thier own **** for ****ing ages.

I expect everyone to just **** the same as me or they got summin wrong with em.

 

Drawings of Mohammed seem a bit overrated, massive crowds turning up and the drawing wasn’t even that good.

 

Chinese food. (British style)

I just don't get it, it's ****ing ****e.

 

I like to build up the pressure then really force one out... It's such a nice feeling

 

My eldest son takes ages in the bog having a ****e. No idea why. Stinks the place out.

We had a toilet put in the bathroom last year pretty much because of him, so we had a spare

Weird teenage ****.

 

There a Chinese in Lemington that's absolutely fantastic, but most of the others I'd have to agree