The Official Suarez "our ****" Thread (closing this thread at noon so get commenting)

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Or Aguero's double stamp on Luiz's upturned buttocks, which I suppose wasn't proto-sexual enough to excite the monkeys into hurling angry feces like Luis's bites apparently are.
 
Everyone on here suddenly giving it large about Suarez this Suarez that why don't you go on the URUGUAY board where it ****ing belongs instead of trying to lay into LFC who have got bollock all to do with this. It's no surprise as soon as Suarez is taken away from Brendan Rodgers and our psychologist he does something stupid again, we know how to handle and manage him, Uruguay don't, it's their problem, not ours. End of.

True, another reason he can't leave Liverpool. If this is what he's like only a month away from BR imagine what he be doing if it was longer. He'd be eating whole villages full of people, breathing fire and flying high above terrorizing the countryside <yikes>

But in all seriousness, don't see why we are supposed condemn or defend (not we have and I don't) more than a supporter of any other club. This is Uruguay's mess, not ours.
 
Posters who say "I don't care, as it is Uruguay" are bland. Take a stance. Defend him or condemn him.

I couldn't believe the sanctimony of some LFC fans here asking for his head when he bit Ivanovic.

The only angle of reproach would be smth like "Luis boy, you know that FA are a bunch of sanctimonious tw*ts, don't provoke their suppressed sexuality with such naive gestures as you'll get banned and we cannot use your talent"
 
In Luis's hometown of Salto in Uruguay a bite is a sign of friendship similar to the Glasgow kiss or playing tick with hatchets.
Talk about making a mountain out of a molehill.<whistle>

It's like when Northern Ireland play internationals, if you get off the pitch without getting kneecapped or car bombed then they don't really like or respect you as an opponent, if either of those happen you should feel extremely flattered.
 
Stupid thing to do, but I really can't see why such a masvive fuss is made out of a bite that didn't break the skin, it's not like he head-butted him, kicked him in the face, punch him in the face. Still, lots of previous so I think there's a chance you're gonna lose him for a few weeks again.
 
It's like when Northern Ireland play internationals, if you get off the pitch without getting kneecapped or car bombed then they don't really like or respect you as an opponent, if either of those happen you should feel extremely flattered.


Very true, back in the day Forest fans were extremely pleasant to away fans, they'd lovingly throw any they happened to meet near the ground into the River Trent.
 
Stupid thing to do, but I really can't see why such a masvive fuss is made out of a bite that didn't break the skin, it's not like he head-butted him, kicked him in the face, punch him in the face. Still, lots of previous so I think there's a chance you're gonna lose him for a few weeks again.

Again. This has **** all to do with LFC or the Premier League. All you haters get that into your stupid ****ing unable to keep up with the controversy skulls. Banning Suarez from the PL for an international misdemeanour is as rational as banning him from internationals for something he did in the PL. Makes no sense.
 
In Luis's hometown of Salto in Uruguay a bite is a sign of friendship similar to the Glasgow kiss or playing tick with hatchets.
Talk about making a mountain out of a molehill.<whistle>

Careful with the irony Mossy. Asperger's Smug will be quoting that one as another example of how no-one on this board has condemned Suarez and are making Shankly spin in his urn, or some other such drivel.
 
Careful with the irony Mossy. Asperger's Smug will be quoting that one as another example of how no-one on this board has condemned Suarez and are making Shankly spin in his urn, or some other such drivel.

They can all **** off Donga, like I said earlier its out of our hands what happens.

Seems the most outraged 'visitors' on the thread forget their own players past and present transgressions on and off the pitch.<whistle>
 
You know what? Let bygones be bygones, it could of been worse.. he could of punched someone..

[video=youtube;w**kiNKhmUA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w**kiNKhmUA[/video]

Oh ffs <doh> Ok ok, at least he isn't a racist
 
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