The Official Suarez "our ****" Thread (closing this thread at noon so get commenting)

Just read this quote from Suarez Lawyer:

'There is a possibility that they ban him, because there are precedents, but we're convinced that it was an absolutely casual play, because if Chiellini can show a scratch on one shoulder, Suarez can show a bruised and almost shut eye.

Can a bite mark on Chiellini be equal to a brusied eye and broken cheekbone on Suarez?

I let you decide.

 

I must say this will go one of two ways

1. Lengthy international ban which will make uir mad

2. A 3 match ban which will drive him nuts

Either way....

 

Just went to BBC football page, I think there's like 10 different articles or videos about Suarez . The only other time I see a thing like that is when United win the league, City won it recently and the BBC salford ****s put up like 2 articles or something and begrudgingly too.

 

He would then proceed to tell us FIFA are a joke, as if we didn't already know that.

His hemorrhoids would go into overdrive, angry roids, bad buzz that

 

Heard this earlier. Scratch is a more appropriate description of our ****s eye lol

 

Was his cheekbone broken? Whaaa?

Eye swollen shut? Cut me Mick cut me

 

He broke his cheekbone from banging his head against the wall after the match!

 

Suarez after the Italy game with the Uruguayan physio

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Or maybe his teammates used his head for a football after the match.

 

Blatter and Fifa under the cosh pre world cup for corruption and Blatters family given a huge Fifa media contract.

Suarez the lamb to the slaughter and the decoy required to calm the waters of discontent.

Big unprecedented punishment on the cards?

 

Interesting picture, wonder if anyone could post a vdeo of it so we could see it in context

 

Sorry you cant rim tobes, UIR is already at it you gotta wait your turn.

 

Their tarnished image is the biggest danger, normally you'd say what he did was but with FIFA.. On the other hand they have a strong South American contingent.

I would love a 3 game ban, just to see the poms throw themselves from off of tall buildings in despair

It's gonna be heavy. Hopefully no domestic ban. I mean, he aint a coke head like that Chelsea player Mutu who even got himself sacked, then Chelsea took him to the cleaners.

 

With the money he has he should get a better lawyer than this clown

 

No video then ?

 

If Adidas drop him, he's already got a Chewits sponsorship deal ready.

 

Of Defoe? Defoe admitted biting him. Apparently Masc didn't man up after being bit, Defoe did nothing wrong really, well until Suarez did it, then it because this massive thing

 

More like the facts. In the aftermath of "bumping into the defenders shoulder" he was rolling around the floor holding his teeth, when walking off the pitch at the end of the game his face was unmarked. I think when he got in the dressing room the other players realised he had ****ed up their chances in the next round and somebody took retribution.

 

that was nasty, it was like Johnny Evan's tackle on Drogba, the one Drogba got booked for

 

Seriously, how do you not get a 3 game ban for this, not as bad as the above but this is good nibble bad.

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