Off Topic The offical: Jokes THREAD
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Start my new job tomorrow.
I travel around Circuses and Fairs to tell the owners when their coconut stalls are getting too old.
I'm the shy retiring type.
I travel around Circuses and Fairs to tell the owners when their coconut stalls are getting too old.
I'm the shy retiring type.
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There were three native Indian women. One slept on a deer skin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant.
The first two each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys.
This just goes to prove that the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.
There were three native Indian women. One slept on a deer skin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant.
The first two each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys.
This just goes to prove that the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.
The Government in Egypt has asked the city's taxi drivers to drive around Cairo sounding their car horns.
It is hoped that the familiar sounds of the city will induce a return to tranquillity and normality following the recent pandemic.
Operation Toot 'n Calm 'Em will last for the rest of the week
It is hoped that the familiar sounds of the city will induce a return to tranquillity and normality following the recent pandemic.
Operation Toot 'n Calm 'Em will last for the rest of the week
Those Space X lads aren’t due back for a while.
Plenty of time for everyone to buy a gorilla suit and learn to ride a horse.
Plenty of time for everyone to buy a gorilla suit and learn to ride a horse.
