Off Topic The offical: Jokes THREAD
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Just been in Morrisons. Saw a fella whose trolley was full to the brim with hand sanitizers, baby wipes, soaps, everything that people need!!
I called him a selfish c**t, gave him a low down about the elderly and mums etc who need these types of things. Told him he should be f*cking ashamed of himself!
He said: “That’s all good but I work here, can I carry on filling the shelves now?” ....
I called him a selfish c**t, gave him a low down about the elderly and mums etc who need these types of things. Told him he should be f*cking ashamed of himself!
He said: “That’s all good but I work here, can I carry on filling the shelves now?” ....
Today I bought myself some sensible walking boots, a new ordnance survey map, a nice hand carved walkin stick & a rucksack. Then I went up to the Peak District, walked for about 5 miles stopped, sat on a stone wall, had a flask of coffee, then I walked another 5 miles, had a biscuit & then I...
...oh, sorry, I'm rambling!!
...oh, sorry, I'm rambling!!
Greggs have announced plans to start a delivery service using drones.
All sounds a bit pie in the sky to me.
All sounds a bit pie in the sky to me.
A bloke on a tractor has just driven past me shouting “The end of the world is nigh!!”
I think it was Farmer Geddon.
I think it was Farmer Geddon.
