Off Topic The offical: Jokes THREAD
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stressed Referee goes to a psychologist
He breaks down in front of the doctor, complaining about feeling depressed, and loathed, always disappointing somebody no matter what he does. The doctor is highly sympathetic, and offers comfort - "It must be so hard, I'm glad you came to me. I can help" The doctor starts writing something on a piece of paper and says "Go to this address, and tell the optometrist I sent you".
He breaks down in front of the doctor, complaining about feeling depressed, and loathed, always disappointing somebody no matter what he does. The doctor is highly sympathetic, and offers comfort - "It must be so hard, I'm glad you came to me. I can help" The doctor starts writing something on a piece of paper and says "Go to this address, and tell the optometrist I sent you".
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My wife just gave birth today and after thanking the doctor, I pulled him aside and sheepishly asked, "How soon do you think we'll be able to have sex?"
He winked at me and said, "I'm off duty in 10 minutes - meet me in the car park!"
He winked at me and said, "I'm off duty in 10 minutes - meet me in the car park!"
I handed my wife a brand new pair of black stockings. She winked and said, "Shall I go upstairs?" I said, "No, get your coat, We're off to rob a petrol station."
I came home the other night and my wife said "Have you seen my flip-flops?" I said "I've seen them before, now put your bra back on"
My mother used to wash my hair in lager It wasn't until years later that I discovered I'd been Fostered.