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    My Grandad recalls fighting them on the beaches.

    Lovely man, terrible deckchair attendant.
     
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    I suppose I’m in the minority but I always lick the knife when I’m done.

    None of the other surgeons seem to do it.
     
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    Man walks into a Glasgow pub and asks for a pint of lager with a dash of lime.

    "We don’t do cocktails," replies the barman."
     
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