Roo would know all about knapping, what with him living among the abo's... Are yours first names, last names, both?
Ill put you all out of your misery. Wan-chope. ("Wan" pronounced like "warn" and "chope" like... Well... Chop, obviously. Danger - warn Slice - chop. Paulo wanchope. Kicking yourselves?
Daddy's Big Girls Blouse and Toilety Artificial Canal are both the whole shebang, they are dodgy clues I can honestly say i would never, ever have got that. I think i could have even got to "Warn-chop" without making the jump. Remember that goal he got vs Utd? Cracker.
It's how it's pronounced though COYG. When he was playing, Commentators didnt say "wan-chop" did they?! (Actually, tell a lie, David pleat probably did) If you had have used "masturbate & pray", I would never have got it!
Ill put you out of your misery on my Pig Meat one ... Teddy (bears) Sheringham (large pig meat - a sharing ham)
Btw, out of all the footballers out there, I have no idea why he was the first one that came into my head!
I update the main page this evening when I get home - just tried doing it on my phone and its a nightmare.
Saucey Jesse is surprisingly close for the wrong reason. Squish them together. I did say this was a dubious clue too didn't i?
Yes!! I ****ing got one!! And before anyone else too!!! (Didnt actually know the "theo" bit. - that was my next question! Cheers spurmey! )