Not sure how well this will go on here but me and my dad (via text!) play this game and thought I'd share it with you guys and see if people enjoy it.
Basically a clue is given for a players name and the others have to guess it based on that clue.
Ill use a band name as an example rather than using up a player one - Clue : Very Cold Primates .... Answer : Arctic Monkeys
Lets stick to football players for this round so state whether the clue is for the last name, or both first and last name. Ill kick us off...
Active
A chilly hole in the ground (last name) - TJ
A backwards siren (only name, this one is awful sorry) - TJ
Strange, abbreviation for "English", bloke (last name) - TJ
A girl that lives in a large medieval building (last name) - TJ
A christmas boat ride (both names) - TJ
"Yes Mum" says the pirate (last name) - TJ
Short Hopper but a long way from Norwich - Spurf
That woman's three vowels leave untidy (whole name) - Bristol Yid
First male, penis (both names) - Spurm
Honest Lighting Boat Stop - Spurf
Correctly Guessed
A token which will help to pay the fuel bill (last name) - Gascoigne
Chewed grass pasta (last name) - Cudicini
Greek Grandmother goes on holiday - Yaya Toure
A male sheep dressed as a woman (Last name) - Drogba
Mother's Instrument (only name) - Marcelo
Travelling by boat in the desert (only name, technically first name) - Sandro
Fast food chains mascot doing a prostitute (Only name) - Ronaldinho
Steals from the rich, gives to the whore (Only name) - Robinho
A small gathering of rocks - Huddlestone
Drink made from pears and abbreviated Union - Perryman
Bum Europop-bus - Arsene Wenger
Actor's Trophy - Oscar
Taxi, Yes! - Cabaye
Dirty Thunder Cat - Messi
Bendy Tiramisu - Benny AssouEkotto
Primate makes an explosive device while his sheep friend sings - Chimbonda
A Very Eager Jewish Scholar - Robbie Keane
Stop! Insect! - Holtby
Jamaican Enemy - Defoe
Toilety artificial canal - Luis Suarez
Leyton Orient baby bed divided by a structure - Theo Walcott
Daddy's big girls blouse - Papiss Cisse
Own two vowels that woman's gran is short for Desmond - Javier Hernandez
Allow an otter home - Grant Holt
dubious predominantly (i hope) male grooming task - Arshavin
You Won't pay anything for this laptop (last name) - Friedel
Agree with the snake Mr Soprano (both) - Tony Yeboah
The Great" has no bum - Alexander Buttner
"You are now leaving Ipswich" (last name) - Townsend
Rocky with an eye connects to a house in Spain - Ricky Villa (ROOOOO!)
Revenge exacted on a cheating husband - Dickov
Travel by boat with one of the brothers (only name) - Romario
Unguessed
A large piece of pig meat being eaten by bears - Teddy Sheringham - TJ
A famous travel company branching out to concerts (Both names) - Ryan Giggs - TJ
Where peasants go to suck straw (last name) - Woodgate - Spurf
Useful; Sack (full name) - Andy Cole - Spurf
Wanchop's
Danger Slice
One Legged Masturbation
A Mexicans only shop
Single pork serving
Basically a clue is given for a players name and the others have to guess it based on that clue.
Ill use a band name as an example rather than using up a player one - Clue : Very Cold Primates .... Answer : Arctic Monkeys
Lets stick to football players for this round so state whether the clue is for the last name, or both first and last name. Ill kick us off...
Active
A chilly hole in the ground (last name) - TJ
A backwards siren (only name, this one is awful sorry) - TJ
Strange, abbreviation for "English", bloke (last name) - TJ
A girl that lives in a large medieval building (last name) - TJ
A christmas boat ride (both names) - TJ
"Yes Mum" says the pirate (last name) - TJ
Short Hopper but a long way from Norwich - Spurf
That woman's three vowels leave untidy (whole name) - Bristol Yid
First male, penis (both names) - Spurm
Honest Lighting Boat Stop - Spurf
Correctly Guessed
A token which will help to pay the fuel bill (last name) - Gascoigne
Chewed grass pasta (last name) - Cudicini
Greek Grandmother goes on holiday - Yaya Toure
A male sheep dressed as a woman (Last name) - Drogba
Mother's Instrument (only name) - Marcelo
Travelling by boat in the desert (only name, technically first name) - Sandro
Fast food chains mascot doing a prostitute (Only name) - Ronaldinho
Steals from the rich, gives to the whore (Only name) - Robinho
A small gathering of rocks - Huddlestone
Drink made from pears and abbreviated Union - Perryman
Bum Europop-bus - Arsene Wenger
Actor's Trophy - Oscar
Taxi, Yes! - Cabaye
Dirty Thunder Cat - Messi
Bendy Tiramisu - Benny AssouEkotto
Primate makes an explosive device while his sheep friend sings - Chimbonda
A Very Eager Jewish Scholar - Robbie Keane
Stop! Insect! - Holtby
Jamaican Enemy - Defoe
Toilety artificial canal - Luis Suarez
Leyton Orient baby bed divided by a structure - Theo Walcott
Daddy's big girls blouse - Papiss Cisse
Own two vowels that woman's gran is short for Desmond - Javier Hernandez
Allow an otter home - Grant Holt
dubious predominantly (i hope) male grooming task - Arshavin
You Won't pay anything for this laptop (last name) - Friedel
Agree with the snake Mr Soprano (both) - Tony Yeboah
The Great" has no bum - Alexander Buttner
"You are now leaving Ipswich" (last name) - Townsend
Rocky with an eye connects to a house in Spain - Ricky Villa (ROOOOO!)
Revenge exacted on a cheating husband - Dickov
Travel by boat with one of the brothers (only name) - Romario
Unguessed
A large piece of pig meat being eaten by bears - Teddy Sheringham - TJ
A famous travel company branching out to concerts (Both names) - Ryan Giggs - TJ
Where peasants go to suck straw (last name) - Woodgate - Spurf
Useful; Sack (full name) - Andy Cole - Spurf
Wanchop's
Danger Slice
One Legged Masturbation
A Mexicans only shop
Single pork serving
,lets think of another
