A really big howdy doody to all youse boys & gals!
Off Topic The morning Kiwi + Wherever, Taff, Wooperts, MRoger, Sans, & Squat too, Thread! V2.0
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May you all have the most biggest bestest greetings you have ever seen, even bigger the Woops greeting…… so there!
greeting and all done in the best possible taste
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Splendiferous and magnifico greetings to one and all....
Didley whispered it to me at church last Sunday
Dearly Beloved……
We are gathered here today, to give thanks to Reverend Didleys Beverage Appeal, which raised many $$$$$ for a worthy cause.
Dig deep, the Lord giveth & taketh away.
We are gathered here today, to give thanks to Reverend Didleys Beverage Appeal, which raised many $$$$$ for a worthy cause.
Dig deep, the Lord giveth & taketh away.
get away you evil thing, fancy snitching on a mate how dare you sir, ive never been so shocked
repent to Beelzebub the pitch forks cometh for thee
The Reverend does as he wants, not as he preaches!
and there was me ever so umble trying to follow the revs preachings, but it doesn't work for me, every time I kneel down and close my eyes, my wallet gets a lot lighter, and I don't like those miracles
Forget the wallet Rog, it's the massive farts as you kneel down that are clearing the church 
then he's going to have to stop feeding the convent nuns beans in the morning, bet the cheapskate used them 30 pence tins of Asdas own brandForget the wallet Rog, it's the massive farts as you kneel down that are clearing the church
Forget the wallet Rog, it's the massive farts as you kneel down that are clearing the church
Hear hear! I can smell the gold Logie winner a mile orf! ….. make that 5 miles on a down south wind. Pity his clacka isn’t as tight as his wallet! …… but he is my friend and l won’t say a bad thing against him, alright!
A prays to lordie Lordie every night dis mans my true bruvva. Never will i hear a bad word spoken about dis angel of god. He works miracles for his flock. Which brings me to a touching point ah needs ta borrow 50 grand from the takings as da shyte police is on my trail, been eating beans so the blood hounds got my scent
yea though i walk through the valley of the skint i know the Revs filthy in the coin
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