May you all have the most biggest bestest greetings you have ever seen, even bigger the Woops greeting…… so there!
Dearly Beloved…… We are gathered here today, to give thanks to Reverend Didleys Beverage Appeal, which raised many $$$$$ for a worthy cause. Dig deep, the Lord giveth & taketh away.
and there was me ever so umble trying to follow the revs preachings, but it doesn't work for me, every time I kneel down and close my eyes, my wallet gets a lot lighter, and I don't like those miracles
then he's going to have to stop feeding the convent nuns beans in the morning, bet the cheapskate used them 30 pence tins of Asdas own brand
Hear hear! I can smell the gold Logie winner a mile orf! ….. make that 5 miles on a down south wind. Pity his clacka isn’t as tight as his wallet! …… but he is my friend and l won’t say a bad thing against him, alright!
A prays to lordie Lordie every night dis mans my true bruvva. Never will i hear a bad word spoken about dis angel of god. He works miracles for his flock. Which brings me to a touching point ah needs ta borrow 50 grand from the takings as da shyte police is on my trail, been eating beans so the blood hounds got my scent yea though i walk through the valley of the skint i know the Revs filthy in the coin please log in to view this image
