The "Mighty Juggernaut" thread

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Be honest for once, Pixie. It was always on the cards. Everyone could see that. I resisted believing it for a very long time, but even I have to admit that they were right.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
Be honest for once, Pixie. It was always on the cards. Everyone could see that. I resisted believing it for a very long time, but even I have to admit that they were right.
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Mate, one swallow a summer does not make. And I'm not talking about you going down on A87 :)
 
I'm chuckling, mate!

"Daddies of London" ffs!

I thought of the crassest thread title I could muster for that one. Wummery at its absolute finest, that was.
 
Skylarker* said:
If I could think of a good picture I'd probably post it. Maybe someone giggling or a monkey dancing - even a giggling dancing monkey.
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A giggling dancing masturbating monkey with a fishing rod, screaming nurse whilst eating popcorn. :)
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
I can see it now, Stan...

Grandchild: "Grandpa Stan! You were really there the season when the Great North London Power-Shift started?"
Stan: "Aye, lad, I fooking well were! They could only finish second, mind!"
Grandchild: "Where did United finish that season, Grandpa?"
[Stan gives the wee lad the back of his hand]
Stan: "Don't fooking cheek me, lad! Ahm not talking 'bout United!"
Grandchild: [rubbing the side of his face] "Sorry, Grandpa! I wor only fooking interested, like."
Stan: "Well. Go and give yer Grandma a fooking slap and tell 'er to put fooking kettle on!"
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Why is the grandchild a Geordie?
 
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Stan said:
You'll be introducing a Cornish builder soon enough. We know how that ends.

Why Stan? Why???!?!!!!!
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I'm banking on the Russian financiers turning up again in this story soon :)
 
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