The "Mighty Juggernaut" thread

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Hoddle Is A God said:
Is that why you always come across so bitter, G4E?

Me, see, I've got the full package - soulmate (= limitless sex, some of it barely legal), the house, the flash car, the golf club, the gun club, my rock band, good earnings (but, please, don't bang on about me being loaded), etc. That's why I always come across as mellow and on the level, see.
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That's an incredibly undignified thing to come out with, straight after somebody has told you that they've been through a divorce and still found time to foster children. Given that your claims are bullshit too, it all comes across as you being very insecure.
 
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[QUOTE="Hoddle Is A God, post: 9078353, member: 1014059"

Me, see, I've not got the full package.

I have no kids or wife and that why I bullshit about limitless sex, some of it barely legal), the house, the flash car, the golf club, the gun club, my rock band, good earnings (but, please, don't bang on about me being loaded), etc.

That's why I always come across as a shallow self absorbed cock see.[/QUOTE]

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PISKIE said:
That's an incredibly undignified thing to come out with, straight after somebody has told you that they've been through a divorce and still found time to foster children. Given that your claims are bullshit too, it all comes across as you being very insecure.
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<laugh>
I love the sanctimonisity!
 
gooner4ever said:
[QUOTE="Hoddle Is A God, post: 9078353, member: 1014059"

Me, see, I've not got the full package.

I have no kids or wife and that why I bullshit about limitless sex, some of it barely legal), the house, the flash car, the golf club, the gun club, my rock band, good earnings (but, please, don't bang on about me being loaded), etc.

That's why I always come across as a shallow self absorbed cock see.
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Wow!

I've clearly held up some mirror to you, again, G4E, and you've not liked what you've seen!

Otherwise, you would have seen the obvious humour in what I wrote, instead of taking it literally.

You truly are a man with no sense of humour! Amazing.
 
Sanctimonisity is a word that I am trying to induct into the Oxford English Dictionary.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
Sanctimonisity is a word that I am trying to induct into the Oxford English Dictionary.
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Until then, try using the one that people who speak English use, because otherwise it makes you look like you don't know what the **** you are talking about :)
 
gooner4ever said:
I pity you
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Well, don't!

I'm having a great time ripping the piss out of you. Thank you for that.

You should feel glad that you give me so much pleasure, especially as you are so humble as to point out your humility.
 
I have two boys, actually. A teenager I effectively adopted from the age of 8 years old (my wife's child from a former relationship), and a 6 year old.
 
Manchester United are stepping up their interest in Tottenham boss Mauricio Pochettino as they consider replacing Louis van Gaal. (Sun)

who's in the process of signing an improved and extended contract with Levy.
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The Murdoch/United tapping-up partnership is beggining to get a trifle desperate, methinks, McDuff!
 
Former Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho has given United a May deadline to make a formal move as he wants to secure his next job by then. (Guardian)

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The tapping-up machine doesn't know whether to stick or twist!

Poch? Yeah, let's tap him up! No, wait! If we push the Poch-card too hard that might **** off Mourhino! ****! We'd better go with him. So, yeah, let's go with Mourhino! Hang on, though... Isn't Mourhino completely the last kind of manager that United want longterm? Yeah, if we go for him we've no ****ing chance of getting Poch to United! ****! Let's go with Poch! Hang on, though... there's more chance of The **** One going to United than Poch! Surely, we're better off sticking with the most likely outcome? Yeah, let's stick with Mourhino. Wait, though... etc.
 
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