The "Mighty Juggernaut" thread

I can see that you're bricking it at the potential that Utd might poach Pooch.

The Pooch Poachers

 

Not at all. On account of the fact that it's all bollocks.

Unless you want to put your balls on the line and predict that Poch will leave Spurs?

Put up or shut up, Pastie!

 

Where is HAIGs match thread for tomorrow game, he did promise?

 

Don't get angry with me because the Pooch Poachers are sniffing around.

 

Another bottle job ?

 

Of course they're sniffing around. According to Sir Alex, we've got the best manager in the Prem.

It stands to reason that they're going to be interested.

However, which of these do you agree with most, Pastie?

(a) Poch will stay at Spurs for the whole of next season.

(b) Poch will leave Spurs at some point before or during next season.

 

How can I "bottle" something I never agreed to?

I'm going to be out and about this weekend, so I can't run a matchday thread. I would, with pleasure, otherwise.

One of you lazy bastards do it.

 

Take a night off you sad act.

 

Paris St-Germain striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic, 34, is asking Premier League clubs for a weekly wage of £600,000. (Mail)

This is just the kind of player I am so glad that Spurs rarely sign. We got stung with Adebayor ffs!

What this mercenary is really saying is: "I want to play for £ity, but only if the Arabs pay me £31.2 million."

I don't even think they will be mug enough to go for that.

 

**** footballers and their ****ing outrageous demands. Pampered ****s.

 

That sounds like a bottle job to me

 

That's because you don't have a social life, Pastie.

 

I always know when you've lost it because you start throwing the empty comments around.

 

Clearly you're on the forum now HIAG, so why are you bottling writing a Pool v Spuds thread ?

 

You do it, Chuckles, as you're clearly desperate to wum.

 

Stop bottling it HIAG. Luvvy said you promised him.

 

He did say he'd do one. I'm disappointed.

 

I'm not surprised to be honest. He's bottled every other challenge he's been given.

 

Spurs w2 d2 L1 since Leicester gave Spuds opportunity to go top plus elimination from Europa and FA cup

 

'Pool 1 v 1 Spurs

Tough game, but one that we should have won, being the better side, overall.

I'm betting that Pastie is ****ing glad he didn't follow his wum-instinct and start a thread.